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hissyfit

(hissy-fit)

Main Entry: hissyfit

Function: verb
Etymology 1: Used on west coast by mothers, circa 1952-
Date: ??

1: A tantrum. A loud outcry followed by stamping feet, clawing, biting, or obnoxious tears.
2: An overt negative response for no reason. A long response in the negative.
Madona had a hissyfit after she was sued for noise pollution.
by Nco November 15, 2003
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Hiss

The sound our reptilian overlord leafy produces. See reptilian for more info about leafy.
HISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS HISSSSSSSS HISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
by Hakus117 December 4, 2015
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armchair historian

Someone that clearly didn't do their research and jumps straight into historical debate. A person that parrots off "facts" they learned in their high school history class and pretends to know the thoughts, intentions and motives of historical figures. Someone who pretends to know history. These people typically think they are above everyone else intellectually just because they know a minute fact that has no application to the current conversation, as if it changes the whole picture.
Random person: "Why did Hitler lose to Stalin again?"
Armchair Historian: "Bro, like Hitler knew nothing about history. Napoleon invaded Russia and lost due to Russian winter. That means that Hitler was retarded because he invaded Russia and lost due to Russian winter."
Actual Historian: "Well that's simply not true, Germany was heavily outnumbered by the allies in WW2 and suffered constant attacks by British air on their infrastructure, making a total victory on the Eastern front nearly impossible. Not to mention Hitler didn't invade farther north than the Baltics. The Russians had even less supplies for their soldiers than the Germans did despite bombings on their infrastructure; the USSR didn't issue enough blankets or clothes for their soldiers on the front line to survive their own winter."
Armchair Historian: "B-b-but NAPOLEON! NO! NO. THAT CAN'T BE TRUE! RUSSIAN WINTER! COME ON! BELIEVE ME!!!!"
by WRUUTED April 1, 2020
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Hissing

There is a common misconception that Hissing is in fact a noise that snakes make.
It is in fact the act of giving a Finnish person a hug and patting them on the head when they say something nice.
You better start hissing him then.
by lizardology May 16, 2011
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historical fiction

A story that takes place either during the American Revolution or the American Civil War. All works of historical fiction are limited to these two topics. Why else would we have so many books about these two wars?
Student: Was "All Quiet on the Western Front" historical fiction?

Teacher: Nah, no one was wearing period clothing.
by Minhdzuy November 29, 2010
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hissy-pissy

to be pissy and hissy, or stupid
Woh. Getting kind of hissy-pissy there
by Ian Carlson August 6, 2003
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hissa

One who hisses freely.
Matt Jones is thee biggest hissa of all time.
by jaredfromsubway January 11, 2009
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