The aftermath of dried ejaculate on ones chest. Usually caused by ejaculating on your own chest followed by a nap.
The term comes from the sound when removing the dried semen off ones chest. The sound is that of a Crunchy Hinge.
The term comes from the sound when removing the dried semen off ones chest. The sound is that of a Crunchy Hinge.
Jordan had just woken up from his three hour nap. The semen from his chest had now solidified and adhered to Jordan's body. He then began to peel his Crunchy Hinge.
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Woman 1: Man, the inside of my mouth feels really scratchy this morning.
Woman 2: How come?
Woman 1: My fucking boyfriend wouldn't stop spraying the inside of my mouth with WD-40, calling it the "Squeaky Door-Hinge".
Woman 2: How come?
Woman 1: My fucking boyfriend wouldn't stop spraying the inside of my mouth with WD-40, calling it the "Squeaky Door-Hinge".
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The phrase was coined in Carterton, Oxfordshire in the United Kingdom in the early 1990’s and has been used by Ravers and Clubbers in Oxfordshire ever since. The term ‘Hinge it’ was first used after a young man was observed being so out of it that he thought that he had hinges in his arms and legs. He is ‘hinging it’ they said.
The phrase was coined in Carterton, Oxfordshire in the United Kingdom in the early 1990’s and has been used by Ravers and Clubbers in Oxfordshire ever since. The term ‘Hinge it’ was first used after a young man was observed being so out of it that he thought that he had hinges in his arms and legs. He is ‘hinging it’ they said.
‘Oh wow I am really hinging it now!’, ‘let’s hinge it!’, ‘look at him - he is hinging it’, ‘what a hinger!’
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Ex. 1 "Don't dunk your head in the hinge-water. You might catch feelings or HIV."
Ex. 2 "Oh man, did you hear Jake took a simp dip in the hinge-water at that one girls exes house?", "Yeah and he got friend zoned right after that."
Ex. 3"Bro I had to take a shower as soon as I got home from that date. I realized her hot tub was the hinge-water."
Ex. 2 "Oh man, did you hear Jake took a simp dip in the hinge-water at that one girls exes house?", "Yeah and he got friend zoned right after that."
Ex. 3"Bro I had to take a shower as soon as I got home from that date. I realized her hot tub was the hinge-water."
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