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Hayden

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Hayden
by the the the the the January 29, 2021
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Hayden

Hayden is the person to jump out of their bathroom window for a inside joke and scare their friend that lives a 10 minute walk away from them.
Who's that?
hayden.
by ilrhanakokun October 21, 2020
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Hayden

She is the most awesomest person in the whole world. A Hayden may not always have the looks, but she will have an amazing personality. Although, if you piss her off, she can kick your ass. You would be so lucky to date a Hayden.
Person 1: "Woah! Is that Hayden?? She is awesome!"
Person 2: "I know!!!! Let's go talk to her!"
by Hay708190 March 7, 2021
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Hayden

An absolute gaylord. He will do anything possible to suck your dick. Hes pretty nice and if you are the lucky guy to recieve attention from him then know he is loyal and committed to your relationship.

He WILL suck tour dick
He frequents in activities such as watching jojo and moderating r/dankmemes
Mirror Mirror on the wall whos the gayest of them all.
Hayden...
by Blabalabalak January 25, 2020
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Hayden

Common Name

A person (often of Latino descent) who is frequently criticised for his/her long, black, typically emo hairstyle. This regularly reflects their emo-esque attitude and critical personality. They are usually seen discussing their zodiac heritage and fanatacism for wearing hats, while often declining any relation to American musician, Mr Worldwide, aka Pitbull.

Famous examples:

- Hayden Slick, former cone-ball player, who retired after constant disqualification and harassment by audiences and referees alike.
- Hayden Sand, former employee of Hell Orphan Transportation Incorporated™, fired after embezzlement scandals and insubordination.
- Hayden Snicker, self-proclaimed hype-beast, died in 2018 after an overdose on Curry (may his soul rest in peace).
- Hayden Snack, the once great actor whose life turned to crime after identifying publicly as a 'lesbian rhinoceros'.

Word Origin:
352 AD Neapolis. From Roman dialect, Haydennus.
Prominent historical figure, Haydennus (no surname known), infamous for penetrating the right hand of Roman senator Finnus, in the book of Isiah.
"Dude, what's up?"
"Man, I think I'm in love with that Hayden over there..."
by Jonathan Swift 92 September 2, 2021
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Hayden

Hayden is very hyper. Has he alot of "friends" that are girls even though he already has a girlfriend. He loves to slap thighs until it forms into a rash then he slaps harder. He thinks he is very funny but his friends couldnt be more serious. You have to be careful what you say around him or else he will not understand. He thinks he is super "hot" and can attract all the girls just because 1 girl liked him. He loves to touch other girls butts but not really his girlfriend's butt. He loves playing nerf guns
Guy 1: wow that guy just touched that girls butt.
Guy 2: he must be a hayden
by Hiiiiii_3972929 January 10, 2020
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Hayden

A guy with the smallest dick ever and thinks he’s the shit
Girl:hi what’s you name

Guy:it’s Hayden

Girl:ew no you micro peen
by Bang gang 69 April 28, 2020
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