crap hatch

Descriptive term for a womans asshole
Dr. Pig Pounder is here to plunge your crap hatch.

Nothing would top this night off better than me bottoming out your crap hatch.
by Asp 22 July 23, 2011
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Dad Hatch

1. Any hatch or portal used to escape the enraged father pf the girl you are currently, or have just finished hooking up with. 2. Usually the forward most hatch on a yacht.

dad hatch take down n.
1.Spinnaker douse in which the boat jibes, but the spinnaker is left flying on the new windward side, where it collapses against the jib and it is pulled down through the forward hatch (commonly referred to as a “Mexican”)

Origin: circa 2007 derived from the words dad (of baby-talk origin) and hatch (of the middle English “haec” or “small door”). First used after a successful night of bar hoping, and an unsuccessful morning of being caught.
"When Mr. Smith caught his daughter and I, I made good use of the dad hatch and got the hell out of there!"
by The Wayward Yutes January 8, 2009
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Hatch an egg

Take a dump, cleanse ones colon, pass waste, lay a cable, drop the kids off at the pool, pass a turd, have a chod
Ohhh mate that vindaloo has left me with nuts guts! I'm desperate to hatch an egg!! lay a cable cleanse the colon take a dump have a shit nudge the fudge drop the kids off at the pool
by Kellikellyp August 11, 2016
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jimmy hatch

We got you covered like a jimmy hatch!
by 2much4u April 19, 2004
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Booby Hatch

Any one of several special bras with cup openings, but especially nursing or open point bras.
Coach had a real mental obsession with his mom and ended up throwing himself in the booby hatch.

My mother taught me how to be a real subtle lady. She used to flash all the guys when she purposely bent over with an open booby hatch under a loose shirt. The other women never knew.

She always used to say never fall asleep with an open booby hatch or you might wake with a common sea bird perched on a nipple...that why they called them boobies.
by CoolHarborSheila February 9, 2010
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bi-hatch

"hey! where's your bi-hatch today?"
by gribble February 2, 2003
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Snatch hatch

A hatchback vehicle that attracts women. Similar to Shaggin Wagon, but for a vehicle with a hatchback.
I see you're driving a VW GTI, that's some snatch hatch you got there.
by Mathewryan87 July 8, 2015
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