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Hastings Middle School

Hell on earth. If the devil decided to ask you out on a date this is the right place to take him. Home of the nilist coomer gang. The teachers are all stuck up rich white boomers, except for a pretty nice dude who teaches music. Kids from everywhere know that if you go here you WILL get offered a juul at least 10 times a day. Principal is an dillweed and it sucks here. Also don’t but the mozzarella sticks I heard they are poisonous.
Death (noun) any middle school relating to Hastings middle school or anything of the sort.
by Scooter gang October 10, 2020
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Hastings on Hudson

all white ppl and they're all terrible. only known for having racist students. you either cutting yourself or doing drugs in the woods no in between. mad zionists too.
Hastings on Hudson is a town where you can meet the most virulent crackers.
by KillPeopleEveryDay December 14, 2023
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Hastings

Hastings is a psychic spy
by Ichigobossu June 21, 2025
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Going Full Hastings

A definite period of excessive drinking, gambling and general degenerate behavior.
Tristan is going full hastings this weekend
by hertoxicbf May 5, 2023
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Hast

The handpuppet lord of the hidden world and figure of worship within the hastinian religion formed 2013 in northern sweden
The Hast shall claim thee all, have you seen the Hast and his unlimited power
by HastMessiah October 9, 2025
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Hastings School

The worst school in existence, a teacher made an entire year group do an exam, she would always say that she is correcting the exam, this happened 1 year ago, legend has it that she is still correcting
Hasting school is a wast of your money, id rather ruck on a gorillas cock than work here, Hastings school
by Multiple penis man September 10, 2020
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