When the girl you're hittin' doggie-style throws up mid intercourse. "Hydrant" because of dogs and doggy-style. Harlem because of how the fire department opens up the hydrant spout on hot summer days so the kids can play in the spray.
Harlem Hydrant!
by posaune1 June 04, 2011
v. The act of defecating in one's partner's oral cavity. The defecating party then proceeds to insert their Penis* into the partners oral cavity in a swirling motion as to reproduce the cyclic motion of a blender.
*If the defecating party lacks a penis or similar penetrating organ, a similar straight, firm object will suffice.
*If the defecating party lacks a penis or similar penetrating organ, a similar straight, firm object will suffice.
I gave my girlfriend a Harlem Blender last night and now my dick stinks to all hell and I'm afraid to kiss her.
It's always best to give your girlfriend a Harlem Blender before you break up with her.
It's always best to give your girlfriend a Harlem Blender before you break up with her.
by Calick J. Jarian August 17, 2008
by That_One_Random_Dude April 17, 2013
A sterotypical black male (Harlem) who gets women pregnant, and leaves his state/country never to be seen again, or for at least 20 years as to avoid child support. (globetrotter). Usually goes by an alias to the females he impregnates as to further disrupt any efforts at locateing him.
Hood rat: Where yo baby daddy?
Trick ass mark: Dat ol Harlem Globetrotter, punk ass, nigga ass, bitch ass, buster ran off when I told him im havin his children.
Trick ass mark: Dat ol Harlem Globetrotter, punk ass, nigga ass, bitch ass, buster ran off when I told him im havin his children.
by Ampresandman January 16, 2012
The online handle for a very prolific troll (perhaps group of trolls) who clogs comment threads with inane questions, movie quotes (Donnie Brasco, etc.), and subtle threats of physical violence against other readers.
Harlem Playboy says…
Joe, I am 100-percent Italian and am obsessed with Nick. You are a horsey fart and should reading the bible and going to church!
Joe, I am 100-percent Italian and am obsessed with Nick. You are a horsey fart and should reading the bible and going to church!
by scared reader from the threads May 21, 2010
One of the shittiest things to ever curse the internet with its existence. It is literally worse than cancer and has been spread around and hated more than an STD from a stripper at a college frat party.
"Have you seen the new harlem shake video?"
"Have you seen my gun because I literally want to fucking kill you now."
"Have you seen my gun because I literally want to fucking kill you now."
by faggotflaps June 16, 2013
Fictitious gangsta term used only by homies on the West Side of Brownsville who are not aware if Harlem residents actually use the term or not. Refers to when a bullet is shot at the top of the head, grazing the victim's scalp and leaving him/her bald.
"Ya'll better not mess wit Juan; I hear he gave Martin a Harlem Haircut after he messed wit his sista."
by Shadowfyoory April 04, 2004