Tijuana Haircut

When the first person to pass out at the party gets woken up by hot waxing their pubes

-Yo, bro! Jimmy is passed out on the couch! Sounds like it's time for a Tijuana haircut!

-Dude, did you hear about Jimmy? Yeah bro! I heard Ronnie and Ken gave him a Tijuana haircut last night

by Bath-time Toaster August 2, 2023

Bangkok Haircut

When a lover becomes enraged and cuts off the male’s penis.

Jesus, Debra found out he was cheating and gave him a Bangkok haircut! They had to keep it on ice until they could sew it back on.

by Rubrus November 9, 2018

Haircut Weekend

(n): that time period after which you return to your normal routine of work or school usually after the weekend and you see an extraordinary amount of people have received a haircut; most commonly observed after breaks or three-day weekends

Person A: "Dude! There's like three people in this class that got a haircut this weekend. WTFFFFF"

Person B: "Yes, and it's not surprising; President's Day often brings about the phenomenon widely known as Haircut Weekend...and thank you for noticing MY haircut...douche."

by 4n4nn1 August 16, 2012

Kingston Haircut

Beheading/decapitation.

They gave him a Kingston Haircut.

by goldengrey1776 May 20, 2022

Cambodian Haircut

(v) the act of decapitation or the cutting off of a person's head. A reference to Pol Pot's genocide in Cambodia

"Watch your mouth before I give you a Cambodian Haircut!"
He went into her bedroom and in shock saw she had gotten a Cambodian Haircut

by Ellani November 3, 2011

Brooklyn haircut

An excellent haircut involving fading out the sides and spiking the top, sides, and back.

Yo, I went to pedro and got myself a brooklyn haircut, my friends love it.

by Hugh Janice November 13, 2006

One haircut

When a girl is crushing on a guy and he gets one haircut and she looses all interest in him because he becomes so fucking ugly

Sam: “Gosh, hes so fine. I should ask for his number.”
Jess: “girl one haircut and its done.”

by Urfuturesexyasswife July 8, 2023