When having sex with an ovulating woman, pull your bloody dick out of her snatch and smack her between the eyes, leaving behind a red blotch like a Hindu.
by Rickdawg21 July 31, 2014
Get the Bloody Hindumug. A bro super into Hinduism. Apt to use "Bro" "Dude" "Swear" "Bars" unironically when talking about Moksha, Maya and Dharma amongst other Hindu concepts. Usually a finance / tech bro who has expanded their range, and will guilt you into going to Temple on the weekends.
While this archetype generally uses very fratty language, these guys are usually extremely well-read and will go verse for verse on the Vedas, Gita or any other core text of Hinduism.
While this archetype generally uses very fratty language, these guys are usually extremely well-read and will go verse for verse on the Vedas, Gita or any other core text of Hinduism.
Two Hindu Bros talking:
"Bro these girls are just consumed by Maya bro"
"Dude I know, what happened to the pursuit of Dharma bro"
"Swear"
"Yeah he talked about his personal journey towards Moksha for 3 hours"
"He's such a classic Hindu Bro"
"Bro these girls are just consumed by Maya bro"
"Dude I know, what happened to the pursuit of Dharma bro"
"Swear"
"Yeah he talked about his personal journey towards Moksha for 3 hours"
"He's such a classic Hindu Bro"
by rockingrrocker February 18, 2025
Get the Hindu Bromug. by skibidisigmaohiohein72354 February 9, 2025
Get the skibidi hindumug. The Sikh community, bound by religious tenets prohibiting hair cutting, observes a practice termed the "Hindu Cut," wherein a member, contrary to tradition, undergoes a haircut.
by ran10bolt December 31, 2023
Get the Hindu Cutmug. Someone who can't go a sentence without mentioning their hate for Muslims and that they support Israel.
Their hate for Muslims mainly stems from the fact that Muslims preach about cleanliness, but Hindus don't like to be clean so they hate Muslims.
Their hate for Muslims mainly stems from the fact that Muslims preach about cleanliness, but Hindus don't like to be clean so they hate Muslims.
Teacher - What is the powerhouse of the cell?
Hindu - The powerhouse of the cell is Israel, Israel is my god
Teacher - Incorrect, Israel has nothing to do with my question.
Hindu - It's because of the Muslims
Hindu - The powerhouse of the cell is Israel, Israel is my god
Teacher - Incorrect, Israel has nothing to do with my question.
Hindu - It's because of the Muslims
by BennyBoy00 December 25, 2023
Get the Hindumug. by koevoet December 28, 2022
Get the Hindu Highwaymug. After fucking a chick on the rag, you coat your thumb in the blood on your dick, tap it to her forehead as she goes down to clean up the mess. Also called an AISLE 5 BAPTISM
I met this chick lastnight and she started her period while we were fucking. I gave her a Hindu Baptism to bless her before she "cleaned me up".
by GAOpticsGuru June 6, 2023
Get the Hindu Baptismmug.