helper

A subserviant spirit used to aid Devine revelations and mastery. Also opening up the world's and dimensions to all who believes. A grass hopper and a dear.

Are you going to church tomorrow Joe?

Jodi; if I'm lead by the helper.

Look at the dear it looks like a helper.
Can you hear the grass hopper it sounds like a noise helper.

by Jodiy brown September 3, 2019

friendly helper

That guy, who is always here to help with a secret intention to fuck you right in the pussy.

Jane: Clerence is such a friendly helper, I don't know, why is he so helpful.
Jamal: Bitch! You blind?!

by really real object September 26, 2017

helper burn

When you are getting burned so bad by your friends, another friend steps in to save your ass because you are not man enough to handle it by yourself.

I was so upset that my crew was making memes about me, that Keith had to make a helper burn meme before I started to cry! I wish I was a real man!

- Anthony Navarro

by RA_GOD May 31, 2016

kojak's helper

a penis

i was playing with kojak's wee helper last night

by Clive October 8, 2003

montana helper

a shit filled pot with hamburger much like hamburger helper

Your mom ate the montana helper i made last night

by Nosh118 August 18, 2011

hobbit helper

A one to two foot ladder to assist on reaching objects to high for a vertically challenged individual.

Can I use the hobbit helper to reach the cupboard because I'm to short

by Gabecali1488 November 16, 2023

Hamburger Helper Handjob

The process of filling a white glove with warm meat, cheese and noodles then proceeding to insert your hand to then give someone a handjob.

Person 1: I heard Bonnie gave Kevin a Hamburger Helper Handjob last Monday.
Person 2: That shit is wild, they couldn't even wait till a Tuesday!

Person 3: I'm so horny, I think I'm gonna give myself a Hamburger Helper Handjob tonight.
Person 4: That's disgusting bro why the fuck would you say that to me.

by familyguyfan2008 April 21, 2023