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grundle grease

An oily sebaceous substance secreted from peri-anal musk glands to lubricate the grundle and attract females.Turns rancid in a matter of days but is essential for fluid walking motion in that it reduces the friction between the butt cheeks.
I need a shower. My grundle grease has gone sour.
by wolfbait51 November 25, 2011
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Grease The Elevator

1) To screw up, make a big mistake (aka) making something that falls to the ground, fall or fail even faster.

2) "Self Pleasure" with some form of lubricant. She totally busted him watching porn, and "Greasing the Elevator."
1) Man, Tyson really "Greased the Elevator" in that meeting.

2) When she walked in - Tyson had porn on the TV, a giant jar of KY; so it was pretty obvious he was about to "Grease the Elevator."
by U of M Professor March 8, 2012
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Penis Grease

Any kind of low budget alcohol drank out of desperation at a party after all the good booze is gone.
Mark: Any beer left?
Janet: No, but I think there is a couple of bottles of penis grease upstairs in the pantry
by Quilly the Porcupine April 29, 2009
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Panty Grease

Cor look at those two slappers, they're a guaranteed 2 line rule, you got the panty grease?
by Da Real JZ February 12, 2009
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gooch grease

n. Similar to swamp ass, gooch grease is the disgusting smelling mixture of sweat, shit crusties, and lint that forms along the inner gooch forming a slime-like substance
ex. After a long night at the club my boxers were covered in gooch grease.
by Peter T Adams JR June 10, 2005
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grease bangs

Bangs that have not seen the hot stream of a shower in at least 48 hours.
"Look at my grease bangs, I'm bringing sexy back and I'm hunched over on two chairs"
by CSSJ April 13, 2007
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DUTE GREASE

Grease that form in your dute when you dont wash your dute
LEAVING TRACKS ON THE TOILET STOOL.
Kifuno left dute grease on the toilet stool
by mr J.R December 23, 2007
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