Grease The Elevator

1) To screw up, make a big mistake (aka) making something that falls to the ground, fall or fail even faster.

2) "Self Pleasure" with some form of lubricant. She totally busted him watching porn, and "Greasing the Elevator."

1) Man, Tyson really "Greased the Elevator" in that meeting.

2) When she walked in - Tyson had porn on the TV, a giant jar of KY; so it was pretty obvious he was about to "Grease the Elevator."

by U of M Professor March 8, 2012

Cheese Grease

The stain left by the unkempt. The sweat stains of unbathed track and field coaches. The residue left on surface areas, caused by sweat, grime, and or festering body odor.

"Johnny" sat down at my desk, and when he got up, he left a puddle of cheese grease.

by grouseking December 9, 2008

Penis Grease

Any kind of low budget alcohol drank out of desperation at a party after all the good booze is gone.

Mark: Any beer left?
Janet: No, but I think there is a couple of bottles of penis grease upstairs in the pantry

by Quilly the Porcupine April 29, 2009

Panty Grease

Cocaine

Cor look at those two slappers, they're a guaranteed 2 line rule, you got the panty grease?

by Da Real JZ February 12, 2009

gooch grease

n. Similar to swamp ass, gooch grease is the disgusting smelling mixture of sweat, shit crusties, and lint that forms along the inner gooch forming a slime-like substance

ex. After a long night at the club my boxers were covered in gooch grease.

by Peter T Adams JR June 10, 2005

grease bangs

Bangs that have not seen the hot stream of a shower in at least 48 hours.

"Look at my grease bangs, I'm bringing sexy back and I'm hunched over on two chairs"

by CSSJ April 13, 2007

DUTE GREASE

Grease that form in your dute when you dont wash your dute
LEAVING TRACKS ON THE TOILET STOOL.

Kifuno left dute grease on the toilet stool

by mr J.R December 23, 2007