goontard

A man addicted to porn on severe level and starts losing brain cells. He wakes up and goons for approximately 14 hours a day.

My friend is a goontard.

My Friend is addicted to porn he's becoming a goontard

by d6ree November 6, 2023

mutha goona

Insulting a wannabee gangsta.

U aint no gangsta..mutha goona

by bazaar October 24, 2008

iced up goonbag

this term is used mostly in Australian slang. because ice is crystal meth, and a goonbag can be described as a person under the right context a iced up goonbag is a sketchy person that is assumed to use ice. It can also be used to describe someones credibility like the second sentence below. Can also be used as iced goonbag.

"look at that cunt. he's a iced up goonbag". or "what do you know your just a iced up goonbag", "I am a wreck i must looked like a iced goonbag".

by McFeats January 29, 2017

goontastic

In terms of being a Goon, goontastic is the way to describe the ultimate goon.

Yep theyre having a goontastic time next door.

by amethyst79 November 10, 2006

Goontard

Usually defines someone who has no physical impairment, but acts like a mental impairment exists or extreme gylcemic spike causing someone to spaz out.

Please stop acting like a total goontard.

by NotYourShelia December 31, 2014

Goonball

A person who does not like to eat Starburst.

Man those goonballs dont even like Starbursts, they are just crazy

by Randolfman January 10, 2010

Goonba

A girl whose belly fat hangs out from her 'to tight button holding on for dear life' jeans... resembling the villians in Super Mario Brothers.

The goonba mainly hangs out at smelly suburban night clubs consuming copius amounts of Jaeger Bombs, dark imported beers, and chicken wings.

I could not see the band playing because all the goonbas were blocking my view with their fat.

by fourbanger September 29, 2008