Goober Douche: Someone highly annoying and/or stupid who is also a complete retard and doesn't know anything about what they're talking about who also wears white sunglasses!
by CrimesStopperPunk May 18, 2011
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Roman- "Hey Pete, you got any napkins on ya?"
Pete- "No. What for??"
Roman- "All this running is giving me serious goober butt."
Pete- "Oh, I HATE that."
Pete- "No. What for??"
Roman- "All this running is giving me serious goober butt."
Pete- "Oh, I HATE that."
by Leave the gun take the cannoli April 12, 2009
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basically a goober is just a kindhearted, rather oblivious goofball. it's term of endearment really. it comes from the ancient scottish verb "to goub", which has to do with doing a dance and smiling sheepishly while doing so, exposing the goubs in one's teeth.
"That John is such a goober," said Jane as John vector-danced* his Junior Prom away.
*footnote: the vector dance involves angling one's arms to form angles and vectors and pumping them back and forth to music. basically, it's geeky as hell. but completely sexy.
*footnote: the vector dance involves angling one's arms to form angles and vectors and pumping them back and forth to music. basically, it's geeky as hell. but completely sexy.
by Parker. June 5, 2004
Get the goober mug.A rather large lip of long cut dip, preferably encompassing the entire bottom lip. These are primarily shared by friends but may be enjoyed by oneself in the comfort of one's home.
Joe: Hey Liam, what time is it?
Liam: It's about gonger o'clock maybe even half past a gonger. Can I bum a gongski?
Eric: Normally I have a vaginapiece and throw in pouches, but I'll throw in a gonger tonight, what the hey
Liam: It's about gonger o'clock maybe even half past a gonger. Can I bum a gongski?
Eric: Normally I have a vaginapiece and throw in pouches, but I'll throw in a gonger tonight, what the hey
by Chinpsing February 22, 2011
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Get the goobery mug.1)The absolute, highest you can be off marijuana
2)being so stoned you have no sense of the world anymore
2)being so stoned you have no sense of the world anymore
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"Bro I took 6 dabs ever my first time smoking, I was Goobered"
E.g 2
"I got so Goobered I stared at a wall for 6 hours without even knowing it"
"Bro I took 6 dabs ever my first time smoking, I was Goobered"
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"I got so Goobered I stared at a wall for 6 hours without even knowing it"
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