Green Gonzo

“Green Gonzo” or “A green gonzo” is the act of using a snot rocket shot from your nose to your hands to be used as lubrication before sexual intercourse.

I was out of lube and had cotton mouth so bad I had to green gonzo Becky.

by Grimlanman September 7, 2020

gonzo

To kill one's self. Suicide, self-destructive acts, self-murder, suicide attempts, suicide gesture, suicide ideation, suicidal thoughts

I was glad I got to see Nirvana in concert, and catch Kurt Cobain before Hole drove him gonzo.

by glass March 29, 2005

Gonzo Dong

A Gonzo Dong is a penis that bends, up or down, in a way to make it look like Gonzo's Nose.

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"I dumped a guy because his penis was mishaped and looked like gonzo's nose. I've never seen one so curved!"

by Anonymous November 19, 2004

Pulling a Gonzo

To lie about your knowledge of an event. To pretend you don't remember. To try to shift away blame from yourself by faking a memory lapse.

Origin: After Attorney General Alberto Gonzales was asked if he was responsible for firing eight federal prosecutors he responded "I don't recall" more than fifty times during his testimony, obviously forgetting if he had been the one to fire the prosecutors or not.

Cop: "Did you cause the accident Sir?"
Guy: "I...I don't remember how it was caused officer"
Cop: "Are you telling the truth or are you pulling a Gonzo?"

by MsCheese June 14, 2007

advertissement-Gonzo

advertissement gonzo: the amorphous, racially ambiguous, usually black female character in advertisments, intended to appeal to more Americans and which may be the future "ideal American" that may be expected from demographic trends. This person usually looks half-white, part black and hispanic, tweaked with Asian, and like Gonzo in the Muppets, you don't really know what it is. The French spelling is to show that being an "advertissement Gonzo" is chic, modern, trendy, and cool.

Man, I don't know what that girl is i the iPod comercial, she's not black, Hispanic, Asian or white, kinda like Gonzo doesn't look like any particular animal in the Muppets. You could say she is an advertissement-Gonzo.

by Al Cane April 21, 2011

gonzo nose

A boner that curves a little at the end.

"You hoes can pogo on my gonzo nose."

by pedro romero June 8, 2005

papa gonzo

Papa Gonzo is the nickname used on the back of a year 12 jumper
It is the greatest nickname known to mankind
Don't you dare try deny it

Boy: "Hey what's up"
Girl "Nothing much"
Boy "Yo, did you see this fucking stanky ass name papa gonzo on the back of my year 12 jumper"
Girl "Uhh yeah"
Boy "It's so much better than yours, yours is fucking shit"

by stevsteve jobs March 23, 2017