Gonk

The definition of a gonk originally was for a doll with a frizzy beard and long hat.

In different terms a gonk is an idiot, someone who is incompetent, and/or can’t function properly.

You are an absolute gonk! Or You’re straight up just a pure gonk.

by LenOfTheLaw September 20, 2023

Gonk

A Pom Pom or furry ball, often a key ring or accessory.

"Could you please grab my house key it's the one with the gonk"

by Junkiebum January 21, 2018

Gonk

v.
1. to sleep/to attempt to sleep
2. to log off (of the computer) for the night

Can be used as an exclamation with "good" placed before it.

Ella: "I'm gonna gonk."
John: "Good gonk!"

by SinkCat August 14, 2024

Gonk

A descriptive word for when one of your mates is being a bit retarded. Or a descriptive word to insult and harm a enemy of yours.

“Awww fuck off lewis ya fat smelly gonk”

by YNW smelly December 4, 2020

Gonk Boys

Boys from algonquin high school in northboro, massachusetts. Mostly consists of white people.

Person 1: Should I ask out jeremy?
Person 2: Of course you should, Gonk Boys are the hottest.

by Fitlookinswag December 3, 2020

Gonk

the act of sexual poking someones hole/s

im gonna gonk you

by tryzz August 1, 2021