Neo-golddigger

A pretentious lover of knowledge who seeks to acquaint themselves platonically (or otherwise) with an individual (who may or may not fall into an older age group) in order to gain unlimited access to a surplus of knowledge whilst moving up the social hierarchal ladder.

Person 1: "Tiffany's such a golddigger; I swear she's only dating that guy for his money."
Person 2: "Nah, she's a neo-golddigger; she's just dating him so she can get better grades."
Person 1: "Either way, it's a bitch move."
Person 2: "True."

by SassGoddess December 23, 2016

Callum Goldring

this mans cock is down to his knees. And will bang Scott Brown.

oh its callum goldring

by penis suckker March 10, 2022

The goldfinch

A movie inspired by a book named the goldfinch. One of the best movies ever created. Featuring Finn Wolfhard.

Yoo have you seen The goldfinch? Shit’s one of the best movies i’ve seen in a while.

by Ilovepastasm September 5, 2022

gap-godding

The act of filling in gaps in knowledge or human understanding with "god did it".

When science has no definitive answer to a question, theists will often resort to gap-godding to fill in the answer.

by Yrag Mudaneb August 26, 2023

American Rotational Golddigger

When an American male seductively digs his penis into a homosexual partner's naval passage(Left, Right, or Both), Spins himself or his partner in a rotational movement, pulls out, and finds nosehairs stuck onto his penis.

Them custy Americans and their American Rotational Golddigger... -.-

by Lolwatbrownguy May 2, 2010

Sigma James Golding

Dan Freakwood's self proclaimed fuck toy who he uses to carry out his voyeurist fantasies whilst he sits in the corner of the room stroking his shit. Typically found bare blazing it and jerking it on NYE.

Wow have you seen that sigma James Golding? He's being bumfiddles by that Dan Freakwood again

by No1FreakwoodHater June 4, 2024