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Gerald

The cutest cat you will ever meet. She loves to talk to you & often sounds like she has peanut butter stuck in her throat. She is very jealous. Loves to cuddle her Jacob & sleep in his arms. She will always drink water from your cup by dipping her paw in & licking it off. Dont touch her back paws or she'll bite ya! You can often find her hanging with Arnold. Simply the best cat ever.
Person 1: Dam, Gerald is just the cutest.

Person 2: Are you kidding me? I haven't moved in the last 3 hours, just cuddling her & admiring her cuteness.
by YaBish6691 August 11, 2019
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Gerald

A Gigachad capitalist who plays women and cheats on his wife to shag a hot poor woman that kills herself with bleach
He just cheated on his wife and the woman he cheated with killed herself, what a Gerald.
by SUIIIII07 May 9, 2022
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Gerald

The cylindrical portion of ash that forms on the end of a lit cigarette, blunt, or joint when it goes without being knocked off too long.

Named after the character from the animated show "Hey Arnold" and his distinct hairdo.

Can also be referred to as a 'marge' (after Marge Simpson) if the cigarette is being smoked by a woman.
Knock the gerald off that doink before you pass it over here, dawgmu, I ain't trying to get no ash in my lap!
by Schmecklez February 2, 2025
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Gerald

Slang for "A literal god", "Beyond comprehension", and "omniscient". Also is a name, but who cares about that?
Person 1: "Bro, you see that streamer right there?"

Person 2: "Yeah, they're so Gerald."

Person 1: "I know right?"
by Karivana September 19, 2021
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gerald

old guy, massive penis, swings that thing around like the blades on a helicopter. don't let the enormous penis fool you ladies, this man loves dick, Gerald is so gay, pipes his booty till he cries with 4 big guys
"brooooo, you heard about Gerald yet homie, yeah the gay, he piped my booty till I cried."
by lilgoose321 July 30, 2022
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Gerald

A way to throw up. When one does a Gerald, one wiggles one's torso and head in a way that makes one look like a Wacky Waving Inflatable Flailing Armed Tube Man.
Yo! That dude's fucked up! He's doing a Gerald right now!
by Barry McOck'ner May 16, 2020
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Gerald

by anonymous November 24, 2021
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