Gaylord

A Gaylord is a chronically online incel/geek that makes themselves look tough or edgy online but is usually severely under/overweight in real life. They have a serious god complex and most likely use Discord or Reddit

You: Humming a song you heard
Gaylord: “You normie, I bet you haven’t even watched the Dungeon Story IV: Withered Eggs trilogy, stop singing the OST.”
You: “shut up Gaylord”

by g5elite December 4, 2022

GAYLORD.....

Harvey-Ross Kemp

Hey GAYLORD..... is like saying hi Harvey you alright

by Are you joking anna December 5, 2019

Gaylord

To ask for a cup of tea in a middle class setting. when asked for a cup of tea preferring none standard English blend, to bring the word Gay and lord Back into a domestic setting, Gay being an upbeat and fun time.

hoist :Can I get you refreshments, guest would it be possible to have a gaylord, hoist what's that ? Guest: RooiBus .

by ParnyW June 28, 2022

Gaylord

A type of cardboard box that is durable enough to be used for warehousing purposes. Gaylords are frequently used to store hundreds of pounds of cargo and can be placed on a pallet for easy moving.

Worker: Hey Boss we need some more Gaylords, we're all out.
Gay Boss: Honey, come meet me in the locker room during break, and I'll fill you up.
Worker: Ew! Get the hell away from me faggot! I am calling HR!

by dosel January 9, 2024

Gaylord

A man with female feelings aka a bitch.
Someone who is not ftb.

Stop being such a GAYLORD

by Threymysterio August 15, 2018

Gaylord Tate

hottest person ever (not u)

"hey look its gaylord tate!"

"i wish i was him :( maybe id actually pull"

by shartzalot69 October 18, 2022

Eddie, Speddie, Niggie, Eddie Juan Gaylord II

A guy who is very retarded, threatened to shoot down the school trying to frame someone else. Got deported for 2 weeks, was beat up by his parents and big brother who raped him very hard he couldn't sit down for days. Says he dated a girl who was actually a guy. Always says he is dating girls which are probably all dudes. Says he owned black ops 6, but said he didn't cz someone almost told his brother who would have beat him Likes to vape. Got called by security during class when trying to hide a vape who's was a girl's. Dropping the vape in front of security guard while trying to hide it. Dumbass saved himself by allowing a search. Everyone bullied his bitch ass.

Yo is that dumbass Fucking Eddie, Speddie, Niggie, Eddie Juan Gaylord II!!
What a dumbass!

by eddie_is_dumb69 December 10, 2024