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garlic bread

A story posted by a dumped guy, explaining how he shoved some garlic bread up his ex-girlfriend's ass. People have commented about Garlic Bread since then.
1. I FUCKIN' LOVE GARLIC BREAD
2. Garlic Bread Burns you.
by Nate the Greatness September 7, 2007
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garlic salt

A crazy spice slash seasoning that yoopers like on their grilled cheeses.

Sane people from the lower peninsula, wisconsin and chicago don't understand what those crazy fuckers like about it. It makes your breath smell like turd and not the good kind of turd, either.
Drunk yooper: Hey man, you got any garlic salt i can put on that grilled cheeze?

Normal person: no, you're a crazy bastard.
by milkycheeseface January 22, 2007
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Garlic Knot

The butthole of an Italian man or woman after a rousing night of backdoor action, almost to the point of a pink sock, but not quite.
I pounded her from behind and left her with a garlic knot so she wouldnt forget me.
by DC Jugs October 21, 2019
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Garlic Dick

The stinging sensation and scent from butt fucking the Rigger Monkey after he chows down a Breakfast of Champions with garlic.
Damn, that ho' Rigger Monkey had some garlic in him so now my dick's all skanky.
by donkeycum March 29, 2003
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garlic dip

by Garlic dip August 4, 2017
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Garlic Bread Voice

When you eat too much garlic bread without any liquid and it sounds like there is a goat screaming for help in your throat.
Dude, drink some water because you have garlic bread voice.
by mstall.97 June 11, 2018
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Garlic Swirl

The act of eating a girl's pussy out immediately after enjoying a beautiful Ceasar salad with extra croutons and parmesan cheese.
After enjoying the wonderful dinner my girlfriend prepared for me, I took her by the fireplace, laid her down on the bear skin rug and proceeded to give her a Garlic Swirl.
by JaH MaYnArD November 10, 2008
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