Gear Grinder

A redneck who's greatest aspiration in life is to dig to china by doing a burnout in his yard. Gear grinders can often be found drinking Red Bull, slamming beers, and listening to David Allen Coe. Gear grinders worship engine noise and often have so much horsepower they leave half their tires on the road. Gear grinders love trucks, big tires, and unnecessarily high suspension. A gear grinder is at home in the mud but will cause as much trouble on the road as they will off it.

A truck driver that wins the lottery will inevitably quit his job to become a full time gear grinder.

Gear grinders speak an unintelligible mix of drunk redneck and gibberish.

Gear grinders are often found in the Deep South especially Texas, Alabama, and North Carolina. Gear grinders rarely venture north where they will be criticized for flying confederate flags but they have been spotted as far north as the farming areas of Maryland.

*At the local gas station
Gear Grinder - "grab me up packa smokes a cuppla buds and some shells for ma 12 gauge"
Gas station employee - "Can I see your ID?"
Gear Grinder - "I musta left da-gon thang in ma truck"
Gas station employee - "that'll be $22.50"

by Porsche_911s November 2, 2020

Keith and the Grinder

A local, legendary live show, hosted by the legendary Keith, and his faithful sidekick Grinder (the Grinder) The show includes audience discussion about topics such as movies, TV, Family Guy, old movies, Family Guy episodes, golf, and more often than not, B-movies and Family Guy references. Occasionally a South Park line of discussion will sneak in. Always involves food, and drinking. And sometimes MORE drinking...

We went over to Tracy's roof top deck last night for this weeks episode of Keith and the Grinder. It was an especially good episode, full of fun, laughter, steak, and blue cheese grits. Keith made great Mai Tai cocktails for everyone, and the Grinder was spot on with his witty contributions...

by Brockly September 20, 2012

wet grinder

when a girl gets a grinder wets it and puts on your dick and turns it on and your dick goes bye bye

hey bro chloe the bitch gave me a wet grinder

by glizzy_gobbler June 22, 2022

Angle-Grinder

Spending hours taking hella selfies.

Youno....when you're ringing down your girls phone, but she's too busy tryna get the right angle. Think "bruh.... she be Angle-Grinding again" (come you must know an Angle-Grinder?)

by BraveinSociety June 9, 2023

wall-grinder

This is the fucking waste of a person in the locker room or in the showers usually on a hockey team, who when in the shower stands up against the wall to hide his small penis. he is a homo...fuck the wall grinders.

Wow did you see that wall-grinder in the shower?

Kid you are a wall-grinder.

WOW brett hayes is a complete wall grinder.

by Wake n Baker December 18, 2008

rice grinder

Somewhat arcane term referring to a Japanese car, ie, Honda, Datsun/Nissan, Toyota etc.

Some people dislike the rice grinder type of car, I have owned several and would gladly buy another.

by wichita June 28, 2006

Fanny grinder

A fanny grinder is a person who often uses overpowered classes or characters in video- and PC games.

The definition is fairly new and covers games such as World of Warcraft, we have the Druid which at the current moment is fairly overpowered.
The definition also plays a role in the new RTS game: "Command & Conquer 3, The tiberium wars". Where the SCRIN plays the role as overpowered.

I was playing CNC3 the other day and I got beaten by a friggin' fanny grinder, SCRIN!

*A person just got owned by an Alliance Druid* "Agghr, you fucking fanny grinder! Play skilled, instead of overpowered!

by Guna May 5, 2007