Fuckening

A catastrophic blunder even though all measures were taken to the contrary.
Not an act; rather a complete event.

...and there it was, unexpected and complete; the fuckening!

by Yorgos.f December 26, 2021

The Fuckening

(Most often) The last few chapters of a why choose or RH novel with a HEA where the FMC finally gets all of her promised peen

Hubby: Hey, dinner's ready
Wife: It's going to have to wait. I just reached the fuckening.

by Marie Mackay January 5, 2023

Fuckening

When you’ve waited so long for dick that it’s starting to really impair your health; so when it finally happens it’s like an angry finale, outburst, sick pleasure of an ending.

Dam, Why the fuck am I loyal ?

Yes the fuckening is sweet , but is all the time leading up to it with it......
( inner silence reflection ...)

by Mrs. Nesbit February 22, 2022

Fuckening

Megan

When you’re having a great day and she shows up

Ah there it is, the fuckening

by Abcdef0098 May 22, 2023

wee fuckening

When you pp and it does sum weird shit.

AHHH again the wee fuckening! At least I made a piece of art.

by dskjkksj April 16, 2019

Fucken Boone

When you are waiting for the next player to take his (or her) turn but they keep talking about nothing.

Fucken Boone take your goddamn turn. Yo Boone it's your turn homie

by YaHomieG December 2, 2020

The Fuckening

When you have been on a dry spell for some time and you suddenly smash multiple women within a small timeframe.
Also: That time of the year when they gonna learn.

Hey, bro. What’s going on? Any plans for the weekend? THE FUCKENING. It begins!

by Papiriki December 6, 2024