The Fuckening

(Most often) The last few chapters of a why choose or RH novel with a HEA where the FMC finally gets all of her promised peen

Hubby: Hey, dinner's ready
Wife: It's going to have to wait. I just reached the fuckening.

by Marie Mackay January 5, 2023

The Great Fuckening

The 2020 + post 2020 bad luck of every single being on earth.

Person 1: Do you remember the 2020s?
Person 2: Ah yes, The Great Fuckening.

by ExempliCATS May 24, 2022

The Fuckening

When you have been on a dry spell for some time and you suddenly smash multiple women within a small timeframe.
Also: That time of the year when they gonna learn.

Hey, bro. What’s going on? Any plans for the weekend? THE FUCKENING. It begins!

by Papiriki December 6, 2024

wee fuckening

When you pp and it does sum weird shit.

AHHH again the wee fuckening! At least I made a piece of art.

by dskjkksj April 16, 2019

Fucken Boone

When you are waiting for the next player to take his (or her) turn but they keep talking about nothing.

Fucken Boone take your goddamn turn. Yo Boone it's your turn homie

by YaHomieG December 2, 2020

Fuckening

Megan

When you’re having a great day and she shows up

Ah there it is, the fuckening

by Abcdef0098 May 22, 2023

The Fuckening

The event of which sexual intercourse takes place, also known as The Fuckening. However if that act of sexual intercourse is done more than once with a singular person, then it shall be marked as The Fuckening 2 and so on.

Me and that chick totally did The Fuckening 2 last night!

by Dismal556 November 23, 2021