friendship tax

small amounts of money that are borrowed without having to give it back.

joe - hey, can i have that quarter back that i let you borrow yesterday?

geoff - are you kidding? dude, its 25 cents. friendship tax. don't be such a cheapo.

by mcballin January 11, 2009

one sided friendship

A one sided friendship is when one friend puts so much effort and Carr into the friendship with this person because they care about them a lot as a best friend but the other half of the friendship the person really never helps them or cares for all their help and doesn't appreciate it. That's when you know they suck ass and you need to friend someone who's worth your time besides two faced bitches

Wow I'm kind of fed up with our one sided friendship Alyssa
Alyssa: sorry I don't appreciate you and ik I'm a terrible friend

by Grace.612 September 27, 2015

the world/inferno friendship society

the most kick-ass band out there...you've never heard anything like them...they're followers are cult-like and the lead singer, Jack Terricloth, is their god

Are you going to the inferno show next friday? Awesome, drink and destroy!!!

by will i tell you? March 24, 2004

Friendship Dumped

When you are friends with someone who you are not technically dating and one person decideds to dump the other, but because you can't dump someone you aren't in fact dating it's friendship dumped.

i.e. "She called me and asked me to leave her earrings and her camera in her car, when we have class in the same building on campus, and clearly would pass each other. And all her text messages lately are one word answers. I think I'm getting friendship dumped because I not ready to be in a relationship."

by Halle117 November 18, 2009

situational friendship

situational friendship

1)people who you never see outside of a club or place of education
2) a friendship which revolves around a particular interest, which quickly dissolves once you both change interest
e.g.

Typically work colleges, friends of friends or people at a club

also includes that one person who you only spend time with on a night out

Lucy: Grace and I hung out all the time at college, but since graduating we drifted apart
Dennis: It sounds like you two just had a situational friendship

"So it turns out that douche bag best friend was just a situational friendship- he never got in contact since I moved out of town"

Adeela: It's funny how we were was such good friends with people in drama class last year
Grace: But since we drama class left we never seem to talk to them anymore
Lucy: I guess it was just another situational friendship

by flowers_in_my_footsteps June 6, 2017

ruin our friendship

when you want to be more than friends (lovers)

like the song jenny by studio killers

alex: i wanna ruin our friendship
sam: what?
alex: we should be lovers instead

by mangoavocado November 19, 2020

friendship lemonade

The product of two, generally close friends urinating into, or onto, the same object at the same time.

A ritual often performed as a token of the bond between an intimate friendship, this practice may also, if warranted, be separately utilized to relieve undue tension caused by petty disagreements or minute riffs among such persons.

See related keywords: "playing swords", "tummy sticks"

Since he didn't return any of my calls this weekend, I was miffed. But then I found out he was simply unavoidably busy, so we made some friendship lemonade and put the matter behind us.

by SageWisdom June 2, 2010