Not Freckles

Term used to describe anything ugly or displeasing in nature. (Origin: from offensive sight of blemishes on face, politely refered to as "Not-Freckles)

Person A: Did that guy just flip you off?
Person B: Yeah, that was so Not Freckles of him.

Alternately:

Person C: Hey, do you think Person X is cute?
Person D: Nah, he's totally not freckles, with his hump and all of those Not-Freckles on his face/body.

by Ian Chen May 2, 2005

Freckles

A discoloration of the skin caused by fecal matter when standing too close to the rear of a cow. This event usually occurs heaviest at the point of impact origin, usually the nose, and irradiating out in a mist pattern.

Cass the hipster: my freckles are so cute
Thomas the swaggy guy: Gurl they cute, but which cow you stand behind?

by Michael C. Morris June 1, 2022

Toilet Freckles

The little spots of poop that sometimes get stuck on the inside of the toilet above the water.

Dude, you really need to clean your crapper. There's so many toilet freckles.

by TheDeffil October 28, 2010

Freckle Butt

When a person sits in a port-o-potty that is so full the fecal matter just grazes the buttocks leaving freckle-looking marks on their rear.

Oh snap, that ginger went in the port-o-potty with a freckle face and left with a freckle butt.

by xela knarf March 15, 2011

Freckle Pole

When someone has a freckles all over their wiener.

Look at that dudes freckly face - I bet his freckle pole will be creepy and exquisite.

by A.G.G. August 19, 2008

Freckles

A petname often given to a boyfriend who has many freckles

Jenn: Freckles where are you?

Travis: Here I am hun.

Jenn: Love me some Freckles

by Wmlovins May 3, 2010

freckle

An S.A.S. game, played thusly:
Two or more people in a pub, one shits on a table between two beer mats and smacks them together. The "player" with the least amount of shit on him wins the game, thus having a round of drinks bought for him.
Don't ask me, I got this out of a comic book.

"Who wants to play freckle?"
"Not me, you sick fuck"

by BrodieNoochie Campbell March 27, 2008