by missy1234 February 6, 2009

by FuckSandalwood March 28, 2022

A extremely Disturbing case of a couch with a girl named lacey fletcher laying on the couch dead melted into the couch, the girl weighted less than 100 pound and covered in her own bodily fluids and fly larva, apparently the reason she was there is because she had Locked in syndrome which is when you cant move a muscle or anything, it was estimated that that girl was on the couch for 12 entire years, YES you heard me 12 ENTIRE YEARS WITHOUT MOVING A MUSCLE, This is such a disturbing case that im actually shaking while writing this shit.
Evan: Hey John
John: Yea Evan?
Evan: Have you heard of Lacey Fletcher Couch?
John: No
Evan: * maniacal laugh * search it up
John: ok
John: AAAAAAAAAAAAAH!, WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS, IM FUCKING TRAUMATIZED!
John: Yea Evan?
Evan: Have you heard of Lacey Fletcher Couch?
John: No
Evan: * maniacal laugh * search it up
John: ok
John: AAAAAAAAAAAAAH!, WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS, IM FUCKING TRAUMATIZED!
by Fucked up stuff November 6, 2023

by jrqwidhaserjkhsefkj February 4, 2019

When a homosexual becomes so enthusiastic in giving his boyfriend a handjob he causes the pitcher to ejaculate bloody semen, resembling fry sauce in color and consistency.
by Brain Anderson January 31, 2008

has an very large penis with incredable sexaul powers fucks your mum every night with his massive 10 inch cock you can not get a better bloke then fletcher he just has one of the fattest dicks in the world
by your daddy xoxo November 9, 2022

Unused sex organ, meaning implying the organs is covered in dust from disuse. Insult to total virgin.
Gotta grease up the dusty fletcher.
He's such a virgin, what a fucken dusty fletcher. His cheese is made of dust.
I'm saving myself for marriage, I have a total dusty fletcher.
Something about a bucket of grease and a rag on a stick. the ol dusty fletcher is getting a greasin tonight.
It's been so long since I got banged that a cloud of dust just came out of my fletcher.
Queefing dust.
He's such a virgin, what a fucken dusty fletcher. His cheese is made of dust.
I'm saving myself for marriage, I have a total dusty fletcher.
Something about a bucket of grease and a rag on a stick. the ol dusty fletcher is getting a greasin tonight.
It's been so long since I got banged that a cloud of dust just came out of my fletcher.
Queefing dust.
by okalydokaly September 5, 2015
