Flat Earther

Someone who not only believes the Earth is flat, but will also claim any argument against their theory is government propaganda.

I hear Bob is a Flat Earther. We should send Bob up into space so he can get a harsh dose of reality.

by Gatch Attack July 22, 2017

flat freddy

A forgotten word for a sandwich which cost four playing cards a bite.

a: Can I have a bite of your flat freddy?
b: That'll cost you four playing cards.

by Seanu May 19, 2007

Flat Boat

Flat Boat is nick name given to Steamboat Ski Resort in Colorado, by dick-head skiers and snowboarders who ain't as good as they think they are.

If Columbus snowboarded at Flat Boat, he decide that the World} really is flat.

by Jib Slice May 18, 2010

Flat Earthers

Strange Humans that believe the conspiracy that planet earth is flat.

Hey, welcome to the Flat Earthers club take a seat and our international meeting with start in 5 minutes so get prepared to lose more brain cells than you currently have

by The Urban Dictionarian July 7, 2018

flat pancakes

someone with no tits or ass

shawna, has flat pancakes

by idk you tell me May 19, 2007

Flat Asian Butt Syndrome

Flat Asian Butt Syndrome (FABS), also known as Asian Booty Disease, is a benign medical condition that develops in over 95% of both males and females of Asian descent. The condition affects the entire gluteal region and is irreversible but not life-threatening. Symptoms include lack of volume and abnormal flatness. Typical complications are not being able to participate in popular dances such as twerking and not being able to fill out pants.

Sara: "I want to learn how to twerk."

Thomas: "With your pronounced case of Flat Asian Butt Syndrome, I think it would be a waste of time."

by Moroccanite June 23, 2023

Flat Earth Society

A group of stupid wankers that are so stupid, they think the earth is a flat disc

Son: Hey dad, I've joined the flat earth society
Dad: I have no son

by OliverTheNerd May 19, 2018