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great flush of relief

Refers to da immensely soul-calming "whew" dat you feel when --- having trepidatiously ("Well --- here goes nuttin'!") worked da valve-handle on da porcelain throne after taking a humongous dump --- da swirly actually "goes down" and therefore uncomplainingly "accepts" your far-larger-than-usual "contribution".
It is impossible to even begin to describe da overwhelmingly satisfied and grateful feeling dat you savor when experiencing a "great flush of relief"; it's somewhat similar to da "all's well in da world" emotion dat washes over you each time when da card-scanner at a store's checkout-counter displays dat wonderful and much-wished-for word "approved" after you've swiped your debit/Food-Stamps card, since it means dat you can actually get da heck outta there with your cartload of purchases, instead of having to suffer undeserved delays and/or humiliation by having your perfectly-good card invalidly declined due to either a computer glitch or a speck of dust/oil on your card's magnetic stripe!
by QuacksO December 30, 2018
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Grandmaster Flush

A woman is blowing a man while he takes a dump. After she hears the plop she shoves her head in between his legs, lifts him and lets him fall towards the wall behind her. She then puts her head in the toilet and grabs the poop her boy out using her teeth. After swallowing it all, she flushes the toilet with her left hand, stands up and kicks the man in the balls behind her before leaving.
The woman gave her boy a grandmaster flush to show how much she cares about him.
by GrebillGetsHisFill February 16, 2026
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Gay Flush

When 2 gay men participate in a scat fetish ritual, where one of the men dresses up like a toilet and get his face shit on, and then eats it
"Yeah i gay flushed him last night" Geoffrey said "He just ate it right outta my ass"
by DickusButtus42069 March 19, 2025
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go fash, lose cash

Similar to the concept of “Go Woke, Go Broke” except it targets businesses that support Donald Trump in any visible way, such as displaying Red Hats or supporting ICE raids. Short for “Go Fascist, Lose Cash”
Roberto and his brother’s restaurant began to lose customers after they came out in support of Trump… Go Fash, Lose Cash…
by Cameraman July 18, 2025
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