when your tampon string is too long and you need to cut it or in this case burn it to avoid embarrassment in your bathing suit @ the beach
when you try to cut the string and you have NO scissors or knife and the tampon is already in...what do you do? Turn to a lighter like Dana and light it while sitting on the toilet...the result: a fire crotch!
by Buu Top July 7, 2007
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I would rather dip my balls in a deep-fryer while drinking a homeless guy's jenkem and have a pack of rabid dogs eat my still attached fried balls than be near that fire crotch prick bobby beaman for more than 3 seconds.
by bobby beaman March 8, 2009
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Brittnie was standing too close to the fire flailed in distress because she was standing too close to the fire and caught a nasty case of fire crotch
by Deeeebs420 January 19, 2020
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Dude I was banging this chick last week and she gave me the fire crotch, now I have to take meds for my itch.
by Tri-sarah Topless June 7, 2021
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