Fight the Brown Whale

To take the most Earth shattering dump..................it literally takes the life out of you.

Get out of my way!!!! I have to go and fight the brown whale and it's not gonna be pretty! You have any spray in there??!?!?!?!?!?!

by carlipet September 23, 2009

fight boner

noun; when one is extremely pumped from being near, hearing about, or actually being in a fight. It is characterized by shaking from the build up of adrenaline, and the need to do something reckless. (not an actual boner)

Nick got a massive fight boner when he heard that his room mate got a beer bottle smashed off his face, and a southern comfort bottle off the back of his head, but still beat the shit outta three doods.

by vweeenuh schnitzel November 26, 2010

Fight Night

A term used in the eastern suburbs of Cleveland for smoking marijuana. Used to conceal the identity of the real act by using the name a popular video game. The "game" can mean the marijuana itself. This term has spread to various college campuses already.

"Hey you want to play fight night?"

by Mari Jane January 11, 2009

fight for no reason

What all the kiddies seem to be doing now-a-days.

Kid #1:"You wanna fight for no reason??"

Kid #2:"Ok!!"

*Hilarity ensues.*

by Chris - The Her May 4, 2005

fight me bro

Fight me bro is when someone thinks they are cool and want to challenge others to fight them but the reality is they are stupidly weak lol

Luke:fight me bro

Toby: no

Luke:why?
Toby:because secretly you are weak af

by Sprinkled stardust June 7, 2016

fight on

The battle cry of the University if Southern California Trojans. Although it is prevalent in sports, it is said often between two people (friends or strangers) wearing USC attire accompanied by the ✌️ hand signal.

*Chris shopping at Whole Foods and sees someone also wearing their SC polo*

Chris: “Fight on!”✌️
Random stranger: “Fight on!”✌️

by Ya_boi_luke May 9, 2020

fight stick

A large, clunky hunk of plastic that "professional" fighting game players use in order to make themselves look cool to the fighting game community, but like a huge faggot to everyone else because he's handling a stick with one entire fucking hand with no shoulder buttons.

Supposedly it makes you better at fighting games, but this is actually 100% genuine bullshit. Professionals get paid to play with them so that dumbasses will waste money on them THINKING that they'll get better, and then the professionals, manufacturers and retailers all get money from someone else's stupidity and laugh as newbies struggle to handle their oversized plastic sticks.

Joe: Hey man, did you see Seth Killian advertising that new Street Fighter fight stick?
Bob: No, and I really don't give a shit.
Joe: Well its gonna make me better at Street Fighter, I'm going to go spend $120 on it.
Bob: Whatever man, I'm going to the brothel and getting laid for $120.
(6 hours later)
Joe: DUDE!
Bob: Let me guess, your stick made you a million times better or something.
Joe: NO MAN I'VE BEEN PRACTICING FOR HOURS AND I CAN'T DO ANY COMBOS AND I SUCK AT IT BECAUSE IT'S A USELESS PIECE OF GARBAGE!
Bob: Dude, chill the fuck out.
Joe: I wasted my money... I could have gotten laid.
Bob: Sucks to be you.

by EclipseSentinel June 29, 2011