Fender Blender

The act of giving a blowjob while someone is driving or operating a vehicle. Known by guys as a sign that a girl is really into you.

She must be really into you after giving you that fender blender.

by tedcruztwitterpage September 19, 2017

Fender fanny

Fenders are inflated, vertically aligned, plastic cylinders which rest against the side of boats and prevent damage from fixed objects such as pontoons. There is a hole at either ending which can have a rope threaded through. If the bottom end of the fender dips below the waterline for a long period of time, straggly, curly weed collects around the lower hole giving the resemblance of an untrimmed vagina.

As the skipper lifted the fender of the water, the entire crew were impressed at the size of the fender fanny

by Yeoman97 November 1, 2017

fender master

A person who tends a fire in a wood stove/fireplace. Commonly used by old school Vermonters and people that watch weird British television.

The fender master needs to put a log on the fire STAT .

by Vermont Vermont November 4, 2017

fender bender

when his dick doesn't quite fit in your ass.

"Me and bruno tried to hook up, but it was a fender bender."

by ninirosa May 4, 2018

Fecal Face Fender

A fecal face fender is when you fist a girls anus with no lube, going so rough that the anal muscles release covering your hand in her shit and blood. Then you rip your hand out like you're pulling a lawn mower pull start, flip the girl around and beat her face in with your blood and shit covered fist

" dude I totally gave Hailey a fecal face fender last night. She's not texting me again after that"

by Jermanjermy September 10, 2021

fender bender week

A fender bender typically refers to a minor car crash on a bend. A bender is a streak of alcohol or drug use. Fender bender week is a minor crash of daily alcohol consumption with the alcohol starting with the day of the week typically in the last week before a holiday.

friend 1: why are you drinking, its a work night?
friend 2: its tequila Tuesday!!

friend 1: tequila what?
friend 2: fender bender week!! the holidays start next week.

by alcoholic 987 June 20, 2023

HUNTER FENDER

HAS THE HOTTEST GIRLFRIEND.
HAS GREAT TASTE (EXCEPT BITCHES IN THE PAST WHEN HE HAD NO STANDARDS).
HIS GIRLFRIEND CLADIE IS CRAZY AS FUCK SO BITCHES STAY BACK.

HIS BOYFRIENDS ARE GONNA GET FUCKED UP TOO.

HAS A THIRD LEG.

Hunter Fender is like the WHOLE PACKAGE.

by your fav ;) April 12, 2023