Facial Martini

also known as a money shot.
Can be either frozen or on the rocks, depending on the velocity.

After a long night of drinking, I took Debby home for a facial martini... shaken not stirred.

by VooDooPlanksta December 21, 2006

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facial area

1:) Collective of sensory organs otherwise known as face.

"He was talking smack to my facial area."

"I can sense you with my area."

by FaceKiller Deadlips February 4, 2009

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facial life

The life with your friends you live on Facebook, as opposed to your social life, where you interact with society.

Although Larry is a bit of a social hermit, he has one heck of a facial life.

by Sherbet Head April 13, 2009

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facial topiary

Facial topiary is the art of trimming a moustache and other facial hair into fantastic shapes.

Did you see the amazing facial topiary that Alan is doing for Movember this year?

by scruzin November 24, 2010

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Facial Recognition

When you're about to call someone on video chat and you wait till the moment it opens to cum directly onto the webcam, blinding their vision.

So I gave Fred a call the other day on Skype, only to get blocked by facial recognition.

by Paralda October 31, 2011

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facial scrub

When a girl is giving you head and right before you blow your load, you pull out get a good ammount on her face then rub her face in your pubic hair, therefor giving her a sticky lather and scrub.

"Last night I gave her a good facial scrub, man spa style."

by argyle pimp January 14, 2007

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A genre of porn that's borderline rape.

Facial abuse is consensual sex usually paid, in which the throat of the sex partner is being violently fucked for the pleasure and amusements of the perv. Skullfucking, gagging, deepthroating etc...

Guy 1: Yeah man I'm not taking that girl seriously.
Guy 2 : I wouldn't either. She has been letting guys Facial abuse her all throughout the campus.
Guy 1 : its just my turn. Can't bring a girl like that breath smells like bleach and pee and sounds like she has been swallowing billow pads around ma.

by Notshynotmayyy November 18, 2021

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