The Fuckening

(Most often) The last few chapters of a why choose or RH novel with a HEA where the FMC finally gets all of her promised peen

Hubby: Hey, dinner's ready
Wife: It's going to have to wait. I just reached the fuckening.

by Marie Mackay January 05, 2023

The Great Fuckening

The 2020 + post 2020 bad luck of every single being on earth.

Person 1: Do you remember the 2020s?
Person 2: Ah yes, The Great Fuckening.

by ExempliCATS May 24, 2022

Fuckening

A catastrophic blunder even though all measures were taken to the contrary.
Not an act; rather a complete event.

...and there it was, unexpected and complete; the fuckening!

by Yorgos.f December 26, 2021

Fuckening

When you’ve waited so long for dick that it’s starting to really impair your health; so when it finally happens it’s like an angry finale, outburst, sick pleasure of an ending.

Dam, Why the fuck am I loyal ?

Yes the fuckening is sweet , but is all the time leading up to it with it......
( inner silence reflection ...)

by Mrs. Nesbit February 22, 2022

Fucken Boone

The homie that invite everyone over to kick it on a Friday night but then goes to sleep and doesn't answer yo calls!

Yo G, you should come over! Fam is coming at 7:00 and Bobby at 8........... At 6:30 when you call, Fucken Boone don't answer the chat. You show up at 7:30 and all the lights are off and the door is locked!

by YaHomieG April 17, 2022

Fuckening

When you have that felling that everything is okay and then the fuckery begins

I had a feeling at the hotel that the fuckening was happening

by Justjeffro April 18, 2020

Fuckening

The fuckening is when everything is going perfect but a little too perfect and then the fuckening hits you like a train. Something bad has happened after you noticed you were having a perfect day.

I was having the perfect day at school, it was too perfect and then the fuckening came and I was Shelves into a locker and tripped by kids.

by Memzr November 10, 2018