Chocolate Fountain

When a girl who's got diarrhoea gets shit in her vaginal orifice and squirts. The resulting mixture shit and squirt creates a "CHOKOLATE FUNTAIN"
"What did you shower your peanuts in?" "A chocolate fountain."

"Do you have shit in your eye?" "Yeah, my girlfriend gave me a chocolate fountain."
by Mr. T. Shingles November 19, 2013
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piss fountain

when a male pissed in a up words direction, making a piss fountain
joe did a piss fountain in class the other day nah1
by andi reeson June 02, 2005
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water fountain

Noun

A Person who goes around satisfying the sexual thirst of other people.
Usually a man or a woman that will go home with anyone. Akin to "going to a water fountain"
Brad: Did you see Billy last night? The thirst was real.

James: Yeah, and he went home with Sandy. I heard that she did the same with Jack yesterday. she's a real water fountain
by Shelooked18 November 22, 2013
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Fountain Dew

(noun) Mountain Dew served from a restaurant fountain. Much fizzier, less caffeinated, and more watery than its bottled counterpart.
A: What do you wanna drink? They have Mountain Dew.
B: Nah. That's Fountain Dew. Apples and oranges, dude.
by Rochelle Affleck September 12, 2005
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ham fountain

Sit backwards on a woman's face while you jerk off on her tits.
She was blown away when I showed her my amazing ham fountain!
by June 13, 2016
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chunky fountain

Tilting your head up as your vomiting so it resembles a fountain.
At the bar there was a nasty chunky fountain.
by Funny Definitions God February 03, 2014
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Twatter Fountain

Girls that squirt like a fire hose.
I was fucking Sheila, and she came like a Twatter Fountain!
by Darkrose121 April 29, 2015
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