freights

slang or poor english for "freight" a non-specific name for an undetermined commodity. Typically used when knowledge of proper transportation terminology is unknown.

"These freights will not drop until tomorrow"

by dispatchdude May 19, 2012

firefighter

1) Person who generally fights fires, saves people from fires, exhibits fire safety at local schools, etc. Almost always in prime physical condition as to do their extremely dangerous job well. Also stereotypically male, although there are indeed female firefighters.
2) Post-9/11 adverb used to modify another descriptive adjective. Generally used to impart positive descriptive terms, can be used as an all-purpose intensifier.

1) "Jeff is a firefighter. He's heroic, brave, and hot as all fucking get out."
2) "Ooh, lookie lookie! That boy over there! ... Firefighter cute, girls. If only Jacob could be that hot. He'd probably be able to satisfy me, what with all those well-defined muscles, pumping maddeningly into my love canal ... Oh, damn. Now I have a wideon." OR "Dammit, Merthedil, you're being firefighter obscene!"

by Merthedil December 7, 2003

frozen freighttrain

Shitting on a plate, pouring water over it, sticking it in the freezer, then several hours later, fucking a chick with the man made, shit dildo.

I knew barbara loved me when she let me give her a frozen freighttrain.

by BlumpKING July 30, 2004

Firefighter

A job thats so awesome that most of those who work as firefighters dont recieve a paycheck and dont bitch about it.

If you want to be a firefighter because it pays well,Has good benifits and get you chicks than its not for you. Most firefighters volunteer for years befor they land a paid job.

by Kangaroo Jake October 28, 2007

Japanese Freight Train

Three guys shitting on one girl at the same time. While shitting they use their hands to make their eyes slanty, like someone who is Japanese.

Dude, Amber bought a ticket on the Japanese Freight Train at that frat party last night"

Bro, how many cars were on the Japanese Freight Train last night?
We started with three but Jim ended up joining in halfway through

by mad_animal January 27, 2011

Firefighter Twins

Firefighter twins are born and raised for one job and one job only. They know how to put the wet stuff on the red stuff but don't understand much more about life. They probably drive the same kind of trucks and will always be reppin a fire sticker on the back. They are the type of guys that would bang just about anything with a hole. These two ketchup dicks can recite the movie "Backdraft" word for word. And they will constantly be fighting at the station and on the fire ground.

Firefighter twins conversation:

Brother #1: I want the nozzle today.
Brother #2: Fuck you, you got the nozzle yesterday!

by 420asshole June 5, 2019

Guerrilla FireFighter

A LITERAL fire fighter. Taking his job very seriously the Guerrilla FireFighter will sneak around a burning building and Sneak-Attack the fire. Thus fighting it literally.

Man 1: is that firefighter supposed to be literally fighting the fire?

Man 2: That's no ordinary firefighter. That's a Guerrilla FireFighter

by Cody Gobarra October 22, 2009