Tapioca Express

Tapioca Express is a Taiwanese American fast food chain specializing in bubble tea, coffee, and a variety of fruit juices and slushes, occasionally including sushi and some light Asian snacks. Tapioca Express has locations in California, Texas, Colorado, Nevada, Hawaii, Washington, and Canada.

I haven't been to Tapioca Express in months, but last time I went, I found all these TABs and their ricer boyfriends there.

by The Tea Expert October 9, 2006

FUCKTARD EXPRESS

Basically someone being a total fucktard who pulls a clusterfuck on somebody in a big hurry.

Man my ex-wife is such a bitch! Not only did she get 60 percent but she also took my new sportscar! She totally pulled a fucktard express on me.

by Bigjon88 July 21, 2010

Expressway

Whore; someone who is fast, dirty, and full of traffic

Midler is an expressway

by Adam Baer July 31, 2008

Outhouse Express

The most prevalently-used and virus-susceptible email client in the history of computing. Frequently euphemized as Outlook Express.

When I installed SP2, Outhouse Express presumed to decide for me whether to download the images in my email.

by Downstrike October 3, 2004

Ecliptic Express

The train that appears in Resident Evil 0 that is occupied with Umbrella researchers. It is ambushed by the ressurected James Marcus' progenitor leeches, and is the very first outbreak that occurs within the series.

That was a hell load of leeches that landed on the Ecliptic Express

by A Merchant November 25, 2007

Diarrhea Express

Pooping your pants to leave work; Usually because it has gotten too busy.

"OMG, why is it so busy today!? Looks like I'll be taking the 'ol Diarrhea Express home."

by Mustache Comb December 2, 2009

Expresso

A made up word used by total dwankers who think that they are ordering a stylish beverage but have infact totally fucked-up the pronunciation. See espresso.

Preppie dwanker: "I'll have an expresso and my partner will have an expresso frappe latte strawberry with light cream and a twist of lime...cane sugar on the side."

Server: "What the fuck is an 'expresso?' And would you and your boyfriend like to serve your own sugar and cream over there by the pile of wood...this is an 'extreme getaway vacation' fruitloop; not Starbucks!"

by psiscott May 2, 2006