CruDe Excel

Kid that thinks he's good but really bad. He can't play call of duty worth a crap

"CruDe Excel is really good"
"Are you high bro? He's garbage"

by Avera March 8, 2013

Excellence Team

A nickname used to describe the Apttus Alliance team, coined by a key member of the team. It was popularized in June 2014 as the team was consistently doing excellent things. For example, on a Friday in June the team catered Red Rooster Tacos for AEs, gave out koozies and even held a drawing to win an RN74 gift card. Many other documented examples can be found in online collaboration groups.

The Excellence Team looks forward to meeting you!

by sftex June 4, 2014

tone excel

Tone Excels are Sim card works quite similar to all other Sim cards offered by telecommunication companies in the country of Malaysia. It is operated by Tune Talk through the Celcom network. Users can purchase the Sim cars from the company’s online store, service centers or its branches. The card is valued at RM 95.40 and comes with a credit value of RM 30.

This Sim card differs from its rivals due to the numerous benefits and great saving opportunities offered by it. Users are paid when they refer a new customer to buy the card, and when they load credits to the account. You can avail yourself for this opportunity when you register and activate your Tune Talk account.

A: What is the best simcard I should use?
B: Absolutely Tone Excel simcard. Prepaid that's pay.

by Dr.Shah April 23, 2018

Double Excel Toilet Paper

Double excel toilet paper is as it states, toilet paper. Although, it excels the normal height of your regular toilet paper and has twice the wiping power. With the environment we currently live in, it is an essential item and you are considered a peasant without one.

Person 1: Dang we ran out of toilet paper!

Person 2: Don't worry! We still have some double excel toilet paper . With twice the wiping power!

#Double Excel Toilet Paper#coronavirus #toiletpaper #doubleexcel
#extremewipingpower #poop #toilet #Tiktok

by RTXShadow_ April 28, 2020

ted and todd's excellent adventure

A euphemism for the insurance/railroad/utility/vacuum cleaner conglomerate Berkshire Hathaway.

Ted and Todd are Ted Weschler and Todd Combs, portfolio managers at Berkshire. Used especially to refer to Berkshire in the future, after Ted and Todd assume all duties from their predecessors Warren Buffet and Charlie Munger.

Then again, Sir. Martin (terrifyingly) said that he thought Ted and Todd's excellent adventure might turn out more like Loews after dad retired...

by ThadMcM September 8, 2020

excel master

"Just like Mozart mastered the piano to make beautiful music, an Excel Master mastered Excel to make beautiful spreadsheets." -jh

An Excel Master makes a layman's Excel spreadsheet look like a paper towel after cleaning up a pizza party gone to the dogs.

Typically, Excel Masters hold their former Excel spreadsheets dear to their heart.

Since an Excel Master may have a special fondness of numbers and organization, they make great co-workers and friends.

Step back!---Jon's creating an Excel Masterpiece and you know that means; Mozart is rolling in his grave. It's okay Mozart, we'll play your Piano Concerto No. 24 at the unveiling of Jon's latest Excel Masterpiece.

Why didn't you tell me that Jon's an Excel Master? I spent the past hour working on this sloppy spreadsheet, while he's over there like a wizard using his Excel Mastery arts.

by SP@RKLE February 11, 2017

Solo Exceller

A person who doesn't necessarily work badly with others, but excels most when working alone.

I work great with others, but unleash me on a project myself, and you'll see I'm a solo exceller.

by Nofrntz March 5, 2017