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excel master

"Just like Mozart mastered the piano to make beautiful music, an Excel Master mastered Excel to make beautiful spreadsheets." -jh

An Excel Master makes a layman's Excel spreadsheet look like a paper towel after cleaning up a pizza party gone to the dogs.

Typically, Excel Masters hold their former Excel spreadsheets dear to their heart.

Since an Excel Master may have a special fondness of numbers and organization, they make great co-workers and friends.
Step back!---Jon's creating an Excel Masterpiece and you know that means; Mozart is rolling in his grave. It's okay Mozart, we'll play your Piano Concerto No. 24 at the unveiling of Jon's latest Excel Masterpiece.

Why didn't you tell me that Jon's an Excel Master? I spent the past hour working on this sloppy spreadsheet, while he's over there like a wizard using his Excel Mastery arts.
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Excellence Minus

A border-line mark given by a teacher to a pupil who has barely achieved an Excellence mark.
Excellence minus is the luckiest mark a student could hope to get.
The blonde-haired boy got an excellence minus in his art project.
His friends were jealous of his excellence minus.
by FrasMewn October 22, 2013
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Solo Exceller

A person who doesn't necessarily work badly with others, but excels most when working alone.
I work great with others, but unleash me on a project myself, and you'll see I'm a solo exceller.
by Nofrntz March 5, 2017
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CruDe Excel

Kid that thinks he's good but really bad. He can't play call of duty worth a crap
"CruDe Excel is really good"
"Are you high bro? He's garbage"
by Avera March 8, 2013
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Excel Youth

The greatest bunch of youth from the best church in the world.
Wow! Excel Youth is such a happening place to be!
by asdfghjkl;'21 July 13, 2021
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Excellent dick but still pussy

He has excellent dick but still pussy cause he cant use a cell phone .
by Your fathers nigga April 14, 2022
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