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Expository Essay

A piece of shit that if it written by a student is guaranteed to be a disaster in the eyes of the teacher.
Oh shit, I knew my expository essay was shit but not that shit.
by DownyDolphin February 18, 2020
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essay

Did 9/11
I'm so bored of writing this essay, I hate it more than anything.
by MavRocket9 March 17, 2024
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you essay

noun

a phonetic way to spell “u.s.a.”, seldom and exclusively used for comedic effect.
“i was born and raised in the you essay.”
by orzwab June 7, 2025
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Schrödinger's Essay

An essay is both due and not due until you check.
Person 1: "Dude, I think I have an essay due tomorrow. Or is it the day after"
Person 2: "You have Schrödinger's Essay. Just don't check and it is never due."
by drkrupp December 17, 2020
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Essay Olympics

A time sensitive event where one has to complete an essay before it is due. Typically 1-2 hours before it is due.
I can’t go out tonight, I got the Essay Olympics going on tonight.
by Jc the Og December 15, 2018
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Essay

writing 50 different and original answers for 50 EXACT SAME GOD DAMN QUESTIONS
Friend: "Hey wanna come and have a life with me"
Person: "No I got to go waste my life writing an essay on a pointless subject I don't care about"
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