An employee who does the bare minimum to exist in the work force. An employee that possesses less than desirable traits.
John is such a F'n slug employee, I've done twice as much work today as he's done all week!
Oh, thats Sally... she's cute but just absorbs oxygen. She's our favorite slug employee around here.
Oh, thats Sally... she's cute but just absorbs oxygen. She's our favorite slug employee around here.
by pdogEdog March 3, 2011
Get the slug employeemug. when youre running around the mall and shitting everywhere but cant control the stream that is coming out of dat booty. but then it stops and you get abducted by chinese dragons. and then the dragons buy you stomach juice at walmart.
guy1 - what did you do last night?
guy2 - i was just boolin like a straight white asian alien walmart employee
guy2 - i was just boolin like a straight white asian alien walmart employee
by booty42069 April 24, 2018
Get the boolin like a straight white asian alien walmart employeemug. Da clueless dumba** individuals who are actually inside da fancy logo-emblazoned cloth outfits dat said personnel-members wear while they are working at said business establishment.
Disgusted store-customer: I always ask to speak directly to da manager whenever I have a question, concern, or complaint --- all of da lower-level staff are just a bunch of employee uninforms!
by QuacksO December 8, 2020
Get the employee uninformsmug. .
by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 14, 2025
Get the I AM A CELEBRITY EMPLOYEEmug. by Richard Cranium Sr. January 7, 2021
Get the Bank Employeemug. That HR Ho just had an anniversary. That makes 3 years she be serving the employees, I hope she gets a raise!
by SlayerSusie September 21, 2011
Get the serving the employeesmug. The Employee Half-Life of a workplace is the amount of time it takes for half of a new batch of employees to quit.
An EHL of less than three months is generally regarded as a bad sign in business.
An EHL of less than three months is generally regarded as a bad sign in business.
When I first joined Acme Industries, there were five other new employees with me. After about six weeks, only three of us remained, including myself. So Acme Industries has an Employee Half-Life of about six weeks.
by Shepherd Guy April 9, 2025
Get the Employee Half-Lifemug.