Employment Agency Promise

The wildly exaggerated amount of time, that a prospective employee is told by an Employment Agency that a job will last. Mainly used by desperate recruiters,as they know that the shorter amount of days offered, the less chance they are going to get anybody to do the job. Ergo they will miss out on their earner.

Phone rings and it is the local lacking in any honour or credibility employment agency. "Have you got your own PPE, a CSCS card, a pulse, a day glow vest and can you start yesterday? Good, we have a job helping to lay turf on a building site of ten houses which will last six months".
Person at the other end of the phone who has heard it all before - "No it won't, it will only be for about two days. I don't trust you, this is only another Employment Agency Promise !"

by Dum Briller October 23, 2019

Self Employed Agorist

A self-employed Agorist is usually someone that takes themselves way too seriously and sucks off the works of Samuel Edward Konkin III. Some Agorists are hard-working members of society but the self-employed Agorist chooses to stay home 3D printing whatever bullshit their meth-addicted mind can come up with I.e. (3D printing those bump dildos). Instead of treating Agorism as a side job they devote their lives to this get rich quick scheme instead of cleaning houses or working at a liquor store they choose to remain in the same economic condition they were in the first place.

Regular Agorist - Man I worked this long shift now to sell candles on the weekend hey man what did you do all day?
Self Employed Agorist - I spent all day 3D printing some (Insert bullshit here)
Regular Agorist - Ah Cool that's a cool side job
Self Employed Agorist - Side job?

by SloanDome September 25, 2019

exployee

what a personal assistant soon becomes after his/her affair with the boss is discovered.

Lindsey got caught with our CEO in the copy room. Safe to say she hits exployee status in less than a day.

by D Pizzy November 1, 2008

employerism

\ em-'ploi-yer-izm \

n.

A portmanteau of the nouns 'employer' and 'voyeurism', which when blended can either signify the act of searching for an employer or the practice of an employer when looking to fill a position.

Derived from the words 'voyeur' meaning 'one who looks' and 'employer' meaning 'one who makes use of'. The term employerism places an emphasis on the hidden and secretive connotations of the word 'voyeur', denoting a clandestine and thus superior form of knowledge based employment search.

"employerism is the name of the game if one wishes to embark upon a more productive job hunt!"

by Emplo Yeris M. August 11, 2012

employerism

\ em-'ploi-yer-izm \

n.

the preferred terminology used among the management hierarchy of a business establishment in reference to native ideas and common interests related to their particular field.

Similar to slang or short-hand (i.e. employer's jargon).

"'EOE' is a common employerism meaning -equal opportunity employer"

by Emplo Yeris M. August 11, 2012

the employer

bruce springsteen

annie and i are going to see the employer this thursday

by michael foolsley December 22, 2009

UPS employee.

One who is employed by the UPS company. They have T-shirts which say on the front "UPS employee," and the back of the shirt reads, "commited to excellence." Which is a blanant display of UPS over hyping their customer service. If this individual were truly commited to excellence he probably wouldn't have wound up in the packaging industry. It would be fine if the back of a shirt said "commited to excellence" if the front said something like "olympian" or "I build rockets." But "UPS employee" should have something more appropriate on the back, like, "G.E.D"

Guy: I'm a UPS employee 'cause my parents got divorced.

by Kawlyn1029 July 5, 2005