Elder God

So elite humans don't interest you, only your own creations.

He's given up on people, he's an Elder God now.

by Kmanisles September 14, 2025

elder sex

You know you want it Dallas

I want to have elder sex with you dallas

by PDAWGDANIEL September 5, 2019

Elder Vibrator

When grandma gets a bit too bored in the nursing home

"Grandma, I got you a new present! It's the new elder vibrator!"

by Spooky Apple May 11, 2023

Tinder elder

Guy over 35 that's been on Tinder or other dating apps for 5 years straight. Mostly balding wannabe fboys looking for young girls to manipulate.

Girl 1: I keep seeing this same Tinder elder on all of the dating sites.

Girl 2: Oh yeah that Tinder elder keeps creeping out my 23 year old college roommate by sending her likes.

Girl 3: Bruh he's pervy & looks old enough to be her dad with that hairline.

by anonymous September 10, 2021

elder booby

A young male/female who possesses little to no friends and slays nothing. Not even an spider if it found it in its bath.

Elder booby is a mess!

by Kyslyskusgshbdfmu October 16, 2017

Peanut Butter Elder

When you are having sex from the side, you secretly poo in your hand, slap her in the face with it while asking what her name is, and hold on. She’ll be too mad/confused to tell her you her name, while also looking like an elderly person who fell and can’t get up.

I gave Martha a peanut butter elder last Saturday, and she’s been trying to move in ever since.

by DallasWithTheWhiteHair June 8, 2021

Elder Steave

Elder Steave is a being of the Higher Council, along with the Groogleman. He is an expert blacksmith, able to build anything.

Elder Steave is building weapons for the Groogleman

by TheOnlyTruthSeeker November 16, 2020