Dungeon Dirt

This is a type of weed. It is typically know for its brown color and for having no hairs or crystals. Even though i personally believe this is a very dank strain of weed, it has been named this for its low potency in THC, very harsh smoke, and it mud taste. This kind of strain of weed has such little THC levels in it that most people say someone would have to smoke at least a quarter-pound of this horrible marijuana to just get a slight buzz, such as you would from a 20oz of Mike's Hard Lemonade. The reason why some daring people do attempt to smoke this is because a kilo of it usually only goes for $75. Side effects of smoking this type of weed is headaches, emphysema, excessive coughing, extreme zoning-out, major anxiety attacks, and in some major cases, a heart-attack.

Nathan: Yoo broo. I just picked up a pound of Dungeon Dirt! Wana take a couple hits off this blunt.

Steve: Yeahh dude! I just ran out of all my cat nip so I'm feinging to get lightheaded!

Nathan: Narley! (hits the blunt, begins to cough uncontrollably.)

by R Effa January 25, 2011

dungeon nome

A small blue nome/smurf looking creature thats main habitat is in the sewage pipes of a house. When it comes out to eat it goes up into the toliet it awaits in prey of a man taking a shit. When the man is wiping it leaps out of the toliet and clings to the mans penis with unrelenting force. The only way to get it off is to cum in its mouth for its feed.

"Dude do you have a resident dungeon nome?"
"Not the last time i checked we were free of the cock-sucking scum."
"I just fed one."
"Oh shit! we need to get the fuck out of here!"

by the bitch666 October 8, 2011

Dungeons and Dragons

Crowning achievement in medical science- the only contraceptive proven to be 100% effective in preventing sexually transmitted diseases and pregnancy, individuals prescribed could well remain a virgin indefinitely.

Jackson started Dungeons and Dragons 38 years ago, and he hasn't been at risk for pregnancy or STD's since!

by Mickey Terf May 24, 2019

Dungeoneering Skill

A Skill made by Jagex On December 21st, 2012. This skill has a legendary dare of hate, and only Runescapians Could get from Jagex. This skill sucked monkey balls. Club Penguin Material.

Want to do some Dungeoneering? Are you mad! This skill sucks, lol Dungeoneering Skill

by Adley23 April 12, 2010

dungeons and dragons

A game in which a group of people come together and pretend they are a 'character' they made on a piece of paper. Occasionally 'models' can be used, but they are approx. 2 inches tall running around doing nothing on a 'grid.' This game is suitable for those with extreme imaginations, or those too lazy to play videogames.

Nerd fights tend to brake out over stats, so use caution.

This game, when played properly, or with a group of friends, can prove rather fun.

I play Dungeons and Dragons so I can escape reality.

by jade wolf February 4, 2004

sex dungeon

When your friends start hooking up with a new girl and you never see them out with their boys anymore; they are in the sex dungeon.

Andy - "Dan, how bout we grab a few beers at the pub tonight"
Dan - "Sure man I'll let you know when I'm free"
Andy - "What's going on Dan, you ready to go?"
Dan - ...
Andy - "Sex dungeon?"
Dan - ...

by jeffalltogether July 12, 2014

Dungeon Heat

A Dungeon Heat is the act of performing a 69 while on the toilet. One person's head is just above the bowl of the toilet and the other seated while taking a shit. Both parties performing oral sex. The person seated on the toilet has to hold the other person in the upright position.

The other night when my fuck buddy and I were in the Dungeon Heat, I lost my grip and she fell into the bowl.

by Stir Fry Willie December 14, 2012