double barreled twinky

A fuckboyish redneck who wears too much cologne and spends his free time measuring his dick on everything. He probably owns more shoes than his cardboard cutout girlfriend. Is known to say Suh Dude and Damn Daniel because it turns him on.

Bob: Why is that guy measuring his dick on that light pole?
Joe: It's because he's a double barreled twinky.

Larry: Jesus, what's that god awful smell?
Helga: It's that guy over there, he must be a double barreled twinky.

by HandleBroom July 31, 2016

american double barrel piledriver

When a man shoves two or more shotguns up a womans pussy.

Steve! I gave my girlfriend the american double barrel piledriver last night!

by sussyamogusballsjkurgay February 1, 2022

Double barrel

The sex act of taking two cocks in your mouth and then ejaculating

I just took a double barrel yesterday

by Mario and Luigi rule34 August 17, 2023

Double-Barrel

While going down on her, you get hit with a fart and a queef at the same time.

Yo, Mark I was eating out Jane last night and she TOTALLY double-barreled me right in the face!

by Prominent Chub November 30, 2018

Double barrel

Taking two shots of fireball shooters at the same time

Want to rip some double barrels before going to this 2 year olds birthday party

by Stan halen December 14, 2018

Texas double barrel misfire

When you’re pegging your girl from behind and she pisses and shits on you at the same time.

My girl had to go to the bathroom but we fucked anyways which resulted in an unfortunate Texas double barrel misfire.

by Plain ol dumb April 13, 2022

Double Barrel Shotgun

When a girl is peeing and you insert your penis into her and you both piss at the same time

Jack: Soo you did something interesting this week?

Steve: Yeah, went shopping and double barrel shotgun Emily

by Serioussam535 December 13, 2019