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Double Dutch

A made up language in which an “op” is placed before every vowel sound.
tropee - tree
Tr op ee

Only 1 op because the “ee is one vowel sound.
Opi hopope yopou openjopoy lopernoping thopis lopanguaopage.
Hopellopo, thopis opis hopow yopou spopeak dopoboble doputch
Hello, this is how you speak double Dutch
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Double Dutch

When you're double penetrated by two Dutch men in The Netherlands in a windmill while you wear wooden shoes. Wind turbine also works from an accredited source.
99 year old Agatha hadn't visited her home since WWII. She traveled back to the Netherlands to see that things have DRASTICALLY changed.

She went to an old Windmill she remembered as a kid, and upon entering found a pair of wooden shoes that fit her perfectly. "Just like when I was a kid"!
Then two naked extremely ripped Dutchmen came into the Windmill. Since her Dutch was the old way of speaking, it got mixed up in translation. All parties enjoyed a nice "Double Dutch" in the end. Agatha then passed away 2 days later peacefully in her sleep, still wearing the wooden shoes with a note that read "I have lived a full life, God bless thee".
by KentuckyFaceSit November 20, 2025
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Double Dutch

When you skip the dishes, almost literally, by skipping out on a bill that would have otherwise been paid 50/50 by a dating couple. The couple should penultimately go home for intercourse.
"Let's just go Double Dutch. It's free if we want it to be. Desert is on the house!"
by CommanderGratton July 24, 2025
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Double Dutch

One standard quarter ounce (7 grams) of Cannabis rolled into a blunt.
“I got eight poured in my double cup,
Quarter ounce in a blunt that’s a double Dutch”
- Lil Peep on the song ‘Doubled up
by Jimmy Popper December 31, 2017
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Double-Dutch, twin toddler turdiddlin'

"You go get a set of 5 year old twins, i go get a set of 10 year old twins, come back, split em up, stuff the little ones in the bigger ones asses, I put a turddilin on my cock, you put one on your cock, we grab each others turdiddlins, and dutch rudder each others arms."
Parents, here are the signs if your children are partaking in the Double-Dutch, twin toddler turdiddlin'
by KOON of the multiverse September 19, 2021
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Double dutch

It can be referred to as having a big butt or a round butt
"Damn bro, this one chick is DOUBLE DUTCH"
by FlomFlom January 18, 2022
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double dutch

A wiggly dance created by Sal Vulanco on Impractical Jokers, the tv show. This talent got him the win.
lets all do the double dutch!
watch my moves! **proceeds to do the double dutch**
by daso42o March 25, 2019
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