Doom Muppet

A person who never brings any joy.

Someone who can never see the good side of anything - while at the same time contributing nothing of use or having any talent.

The studio manager should lighten up - she's a right doom muppet.

by DJ Jaybee August 26, 2004

Doom on you

Bastard usage of Vietnamese phrase "Du Mhan Yhu" meaning "Go fuck yourself". Used in military circles, esp regarding Murphy's Law.

Guy 1: Your ex was giving me head and she bit me!
Guy 2: Doom on you dude....

by Dane - King of the Uberverse March 17, 2005

doom whale

A fat goth chick. Doom referencing the morbid outlook that they have on life, and whale referencing the obvious size of them.

"Jesus, would you look at that doom whale in the latex dress? How does that thing not bust?"

by the-wanderer October 16, 2006

Doom Son

An exclamation of surprise and excitation used in a similar manner as Boom Son!, but used when the situation is more sinister, likely meaning more distress than happiness for the victim. It's like a less vulgar version of Oh Shit!

Guy #1: (worried) She told me she's late.
Guy #2: (yelling) Doom Son!

by thedehumidifier33 August 20, 2010

doom metal

A specific style of metal music with a gloomy atmosphere and slow-tempoed instrument playing. Many consider Candlemass' "Epicus Doomicus Metallicus" to be one of the first doom metal albums.

Person #1 "Let's listen to Linkin Park in your car, yo!"

Person #2 "We'll listen to Candlemass, and if you interrupt the music at any time I will be forced to stop at Guitar Center and stab you in the eye with the headstock of a Jackson soloist model."

by Yngiwe Malmsteen November 11, 2003

doomed love

when you love someone too much, knowing they will never be yours, and it breaks your heart so much.

I love Andy so much, even though he'll never be mine. And it sucks. It is a doomed love i guess

by unicornlovee:) February 14, 2014

doom house

AKA Doom House 2000. The best film in the world ever!

Recently widowed Reginald P Linux moves into his new house only to be confronted by an odd-looking figurine. Afteer numerous attempts to remove said doll, it magically re-appears. Driven to the point of madness, Linux is greeted by a plain -clothes cop. On inspection of the house, the cop uncovers the most terrifying thing in the world...

Doom House 2000 was unfairly ignored at the Academy Awards.

by Tubgirl's Revenge May 14, 2004