doof

A offensive slur to Chinese, cultures often use this against chinese culture and has become a linguistic association to Chinese languages and is perceived as offensive

"You're a doof, a chinese doof"

by fuzzydumpling February 15, 2025

Doof

A trait to describe one who never gives up, never backs down out of pure stupidity. An act first think second mindset

“You’re such a Doof!”

by Shakespere4Real July 25, 2025

Doof

The act of playing a guitar using your dick

I couldn’t get the rif right using my fingers so I had to doof it out

by Joyadu October 18, 2025

Doof Dog

A person who is oblivious to their surroundings, typically caused by stupidity over malice.

“Look at that Doof Dog holding up the entire intersection”

by doofdog July 18, 2020

doof blast

a violent strike to another person who is acting foolish

tay'queese: hey rufus, guess what?

rufus: what ho?

tay'queese: i was at Fooquan's party last night and he wasn't actin' right so i gave him the ol' doof blast.

rufus: how hard ho?

tay'queese: so hard that his socks liquefied

by ralph cucumber October 12, 2008

Doof Stick

A tall stick, thick enough for attachments of one's choice, used as an identifier to find friends, of artistic or self-expression, to steer the ship or to be used as a staff (like Gandalf).

Jack had lost all of his friends at the festival when he got a bit too cooked. Luckily he was able to find them again when he spotted his mate's doof stick front left of the stage

by Hamantha Salad December 14, 2017

doof blast

a violent strike to another person who is acting foolish

tay'queese: hey rufus, guess what?

rufus: what ho?

tay'queese: i was at Fooquan's party last night and he wasn't actin' right so i gave him the ol' doof blast.

rufus: how hard ho?

tay'queese: so hard that his socks liquefied

by ralph cucumber October 10, 2008