Doink Wad

A dismissive phrase used to describe inappropriate and illogical speach, ideas,actions or even apparent motivations.Sometimes used in subjective fashion.

I first heard this phrase used by my daughter in Kearneysville Wv.

Can you believe he said that to her? What a doink wad!

by Dura-Papa November 30, 2009

dumpster doinking

Getting a little action behind a dumpster

Jimbo and Debbie were dumpster doinking Saturday night at the trailer park.

by Fact Checked January 10, 2018

Queef doinking

When a girl spontaneously materbates while wondering around her house which results in queefing

Dang girl I couldn't stop queef doinking around the house today!

by Forest H July 13, 2017

dicky doink

Dicky doink is when two guys bang dickheads together during a three way with a hot chick

Dude , how embarrassing you dicky doinked me when we hit Sheila with that three way last week .

by gunny1968 April 30, 2014

watermelon doink

A watermelon doink is a one of a kind blunt that has been smoked.

What appears to be a watermelon doink

by Dirty ROOSKIE October 19, 2017

doink pen

A wax pen / weed pen / marijuana inhalation device

Gets you totally doinked.

"ay bro, can i hit your doink pen?"

by Papa Grubb February 12, 2020

doink

a whale's penis; is not usually seen or known to exist.

"Sometimes doinks can be 2 feet long!"

by lelithia May 22, 2007