Docking the space noodle

After anal sex and obtaining a "Poop noodle" (getting a chunk of poop stuck in your penis hole), you then "dock" (The act of placing the head of ones penis inside the foreskin of another's penis) with another man and shoot your poop noodle into the penis hole of the other man.

"That 2nd guy I banged at the party last night had no idea I had just had anal sex with someone else in the closet right before I fucked him in the bathroom. As soon as we started hooking up we started to dock, but unbeknownst to him I was actually docking the space noodle! You should have seen his expression when it popped out with his cum later on all over my face! Oh well, it's classic when you're a sacktapper from dirty Jersey."

by Clamlancer August 30, 2011

Docking

The fun act of placing the head of ones penis inside the foreskin of another's penis. In the bathroom of Wal-Mart.

Tyler Stuck his cock into Patricks Saggy foreskin, only Patrick enjoyed it when Tyler was docking him hard and rough.

by Anonymous Tyler November 21, 2011

docking ships

when two dudes, one circumsized and one not, place their penises tip to tip, and pull the foreskin from the uncircumsized fellow over the circumsized mans member.

Me and Blackler had gay foreplay by docking ships!

by Ephesius Balthazar February 6, 2008

Docking

1.Docking occurs when two men (usually homosexual), with erect penises (both uncircumcised), put one penis head in the foreskin of the other man. The term docking is based on the "docking" that occurs during the space shuttle/space station "docking". Sometimes known as "dry docking". Usually this process occurs until one man "splooges". If both men "Splooge" at the same time this is referred to as "wet docking".

Donna walked in as John and Daniel were docking. Daniel and John became so excited, upon Donna entering, that wet docking soon followed.

by Rancho Cucamonga May 29, 2010

Dry Docking

Flushing the toilet and then turning off the water supply resulting in a dry toilet. Then you take a shit so it sticks directly to the bowl and will not come clean easily, especially if it's there for while.

Jimmy gave my toilet a dry docking. I had to use an ice scraper to get the bowl clean.

by Jimmy Taint April 6, 2009

Alabama hot docking

A combination of the two most common sexual practices in Norfolk, Alabama Hot Pockets and Docking. It involves shitting on a guys bell end then docking with him. It works best if you're related.

Charles: What you doing tonight?

Eddie: Your mum

Charles: Yeah well i'll be Alabama hot docking your dad while i rim your nan

Eddie: Excellent! I'll get my camera.

by Ruby's Blueberry Boobies October 9, 2008

Deformation Docking

When a woman pushes her vagina up to her partners vagina. Similar to scissoring.

Sally grabbed Jessica and placed her vagina into her own vagina. Sally said, this is called "Deformation Docking"!

by DDdocking October 20, 2008