Austin Disorder

Someone known for pussying out in any event with any female. AKA an "airballer." They can often get open for a good shot, but never are able to "finish."

he has Austin Disorder due to his inability to hookup with chicks cuz he pussies out...

by beware_of_dog435 October 27, 2011

Erectile Disorder

A myth stating that men stop getting erections.

I never will...

Dave: Hey, Phil, pull down your pants and fuck that hot girl over there.

Phil: No way, man! I have erectile disorder!

by Teh Bucky September 16, 2004

TMG disorder

A medical disorder when a individual spends to much time on the discord server “the middle ground” or also known as TMG.The mental pressure gets to high an the individual gets irrational and gay and starts to want to be banned.
Symptoms

“Schizophrenia “
“Loss of empathy “
“Racism “
“Anti Semitism”
“Radicalism “
“Dementia “
“Schizophrenia “
“Loss of faith in humanity “
“Loss of faith “
“Basedness”
“Wapple disorder “
“Severe depression”
“Suicidal thoughts”
“ hatred of candlewax”
More...

MY SON GOT TMG DISORDER AND KILLED HIMSELF.

I have developed TMG disorder and think there inside of my skin.

by House always wins February 24, 2022

Ebockulation Disorder

A rare psychosexual disorder that prevents the afflicted from achieving sexual gratification and climacx without the applying hot sauce directly to the genitals and 1.5 episodes of Dexter.

Jim purchased 8 bottle of Satan's Taint Hot Sauce for his honeymoon, hoping to achieve orgasm at least once since he suffers from Ebockulation disorder.

by drinktildeath January 04, 2012

ass disorder

where you shit randomly, uncontrollably

female: did you shit your pants
male: i have ass disorder

by miss my niwwa911 March 18, 2019

Assburger's Disorder

The obsessive compulsive desire to motorboat between your sex partner's butt-cheeks or have them sit on your face .

She: "Would you still feel the same way about my big bubble butt if you didn't have Assburger's Disorder? "

by Butt Man April 06, 2015

Ringgenberg disorder

when you stop all types of excercising. the result is a lazy slob that lays either on the couch or you lie in your bed all day. eating, facebook, and playing pokerstars.com is your only sorce of the outside world. This disorder also involves you staying up to the wee hours in the morning and skipping your college classes because your fat and lazy with and enlarging ass. Riggenberg disorder often comes with weight gain.

"hey i think my roomate has Ringgenberg Disorder"

"why is he completely useless"

"Yes he is"

by vincent2883 December 04, 2008