Dave: Hey, Phil, pull down your pants and fuck that hot girl over there.
Phil: No way, man! I have erectile disorder!
Phil: No way, man! I have erectile disorder!
by Teh Bucky September 15, 2004
Get the Erectile Disordermug. The obsessive compulsive desire to motorboat between your sex partner's butt-cheeks or have them sit on your face .
She: "Would you still feel the same way about my big bubble butt if you didn't have Assburger's Disorder? "
by Butt Man April 6, 2015
Get the Assburger's Disordermug. A medical disorder when a individual spends to much time on the discord server “the middle ground” or also known as TMG.The mental pressure gets to high an the individual gets irrational and gay and starts to want to be banned.
Symptoms
“Schizophrenia “
“Loss of empathy “
“Racism “
“Anti Semitism”
“Radicalism “
“Dementia “
“Schizophrenia “
“Loss of faith in humanity “
“Loss of faith “
“Basedness”
“Wapple disorder “
“Severe depression”
“Suicidal thoughts”
“ hatred of candlewax”
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Symptoms
“Schizophrenia “
“Loss of empathy “
“Racism “
“Anti Semitism”
“Radicalism “
“Dementia “
“Schizophrenia “
“Loss of faith in humanity “
“Loss of faith “
“Basedness”
“Wapple disorder “
“Severe depression”
“Suicidal thoughts”
“ hatred of candlewax”
More...
MY SON GOT TMG DISORDER AND KILLED HIMSELF.
I have developed TMG disorder and think there inside of my skin.
I have developed TMG disorder and think there inside of my skin.
by House always wins February 23, 2022
Get the TMG disordermug. A rare psychosexual disorder that prevents the afflicted from achieving sexual gratification and climacx without the applying hot sauce directly to the genitals and 1.5 episodes of Dexter.
Jim purchased 8 bottle of Satan's Taint Hot Sauce for his honeymoon, hoping to achieve orgasm at least once since he suffers from Ebockulation disorder.
by drinktildeath January 4, 2012
Get the Ebockulation Disordermug. by miss my niwwa911 March 18, 2019
Get the ass disordermug. when you stop all types of excercising. the result is a lazy slob that lays either on the couch or you lie in your bed all day. eating, facebook, and playing pokerstars.com is your only sorce of the outside world. This disorder also involves you staying up to the wee hours in the morning and skipping your college classes because your fat and lazy with and enlarging ass. Riggenberg disorder often comes with weight gain.
by vincent2883 December 16, 2008
Get the Ringgenberg disordermug. An enduring pattern of behavior manifested by excessive bargaining and manipulating, social aggression, and deceit related to financial dealings that deviates markedly from the expectations of Western Culture.
Persianality disorders are inflexible and pervasive across many situations, due in large part to the fact that such behavior is ego-syntonic (i.e. the patterns are consistent with the ego integrity of the individual) and are, therefore, perceived to be appropriate by that individual. This behavior can result in the client adopting manipulative coping skills, which may lead to personal problems that induce extreme anxiety, distress and depression others.
Diagnosis of persianality disorders can be very subjective; however, inflexible and pervasive behavioral patterns often cause serious personal and social difficulties, as well as a general functional impairment. Rigid and ongoing patterns of feeling, thinking and behavior are said to be caused by underlying belief systems centering around the idea that everything is negotiable.
Persianality disorders are inflexible and pervasive across many situations, due in large part to the fact that such behavior is ego-syntonic (i.e. the patterns are consistent with the ego integrity of the individual) and are, therefore, perceived to be appropriate by that individual. This behavior can result in the client adopting manipulative coping skills, which may lead to personal problems that induce extreme anxiety, distress and depression others.
Diagnosis of persianality disorders can be very subjective; however, inflexible and pervasive behavioral patterns often cause serious personal and social difficulties, as well as a general functional impairment. Rigid and ongoing patterns of feeling, thinking and behavior are said to be caused by underlying belief systems centering around the idea that everything is negotiable.
Shopkeeper: The price is $125.
Persianality Disordered Person: I'll give you $100
Shopkeeper: The price is $125.
Persianality Disordered Person: I'll give you $88
Shopkeeper: The price is $125.
Persianality Disordered Person: I'll give you $84
Shopkeeper: I'm not negotiating. The price is $125.
Persianality Disordered Person: Why are you treating me like this? I demand to speak to your manager.
Persianality Disordered Person: I'll give you $100
Shopkeeper: The price is $125.
Persianality Disordered Person: I'll give you $88
Shopkeeper: The price is $125.
Persianality Disordered Person: I'll give you $84
Shopkeeper: I'm not negotiating. The price is $125.
Persianality Disordered Person: Why are you treating me like this? I demand to speak to your manager.
by Doc Id May 2, 2011
Get the Persianality Disordermug.