A disease which causes many teen males to stay home from school in order to rank up on call of duty. The only symptoms of prestige disease are a long period of time spent playing the game, and rapid ranking up by a player on Xbox.
"Mike, do you know why Paul never showed up today?"
"I heard he stayed home because he has prestige disease, he has played two days of Call of Duty in the past week."
"I heard he stayed home because he has prestige disease, he has played two days of Call of Duty in the past week."
by TheGreatJamal April 8, 2010
Get the Prestige Diseasemug. Reuben's disease is the suffering of a receeding hairline. Famous sufferers of the illness include Mick McArthy, Joleon Lescott, Christian Slater, The Rock and Sting. The ultimate end to Reuben's disease is complete baldness
Stage 1= early stages, hairline meets the very top of the forehead
Stage 2= Receeded further to midway on the scalp
Stage 3= The Reuben's disease will now start eating from the back of the head however the front will still be at about the halfway mark on the top of the head
Stage 4= Both the front and back are receeding to the point that there is only a touch of precious hair left
Stage 5= Total baldness
Stage 1= early stages, hairline meets the very top of the forehead
Stage 2= Receeded further to midway on the scalp
Stage 3= The Reuben's disease will now start eating from the back of the head however the front will still be at about the halfway mark on the top of the head
Stage 4= Both the front and back are receeding to the point that there is only a touch of precious hair left
Stage 5= Total baldness
Person A: Hey man, what the hell is wrong with that guy's hair?!
Person B: Oh shit....
Person A: What?! what is it...
Person B: That guy's got Reuben's disease..poor guy, he'll never recover from that, stage 4 before you know it!
Person B: Oh shit....
Person A: What?! what is it...
Person B: That guy's got Reuben's disease..poor guy, he'll never recover from that, stage 4 before you know it!
by thebollockboy November 2, 2012
Get the Reuben's Diseasemug. by TribalWars2 October 24, 2015
Get the paddington's diseasemug. Abby decided to get back with her boyfriend after he cheated on her 4 times that means she has Cathleen Disease.
by ASIANNNNN🦖🦕 June 28, 2019
Get the Cathleen Diseasemug. by Mr. Sprinkle August 14, 2016
Get the kevin's diseasemug. When a male is in the midst of sexual relations with a female and accidentally utters a different women's name.
Rob: So me and Tracy broke up.
Frank: Really? What happened?
Rob: Well she was going down on me and I yelled out Debbie. She got all pissed off and left.
Frank: Ah. Ballzheimer's Disease.
Frank: Really? What happened?
Rob: Well she was going down on me and I yelled out Debbie. She got all pissed off and left.
Frank: Ah. Ballzheimer's Disease.
by Joe Fist January 23, 2009
Get the Ballzheimer's Diseasemug. by Fred G Sanford the 15th December 6, 2007
Get the beans and diseasemug.