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divorce insurance

Aka an engagement ring. A term most notably used by Tom Leykis, since women often use the ring as a way to make money after they divorce you (while they are also taking half of everything you own from the divorce).
A women in San Diego divorced her husband then listed to sell her engagement ring for 1.5k and San Diego chargers tickets, which is why women use engagement rings as divorce insurance.
by Sheriff69 July 22, 2017
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divorced teeth

a person with ugly separated teeth aka a mabrouk
Yacin:"look at that ugly divorced teeth mabrrouk"
by RYM_RAM December 23, 2016
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Divorce Broke

When you've been through a divorce and you're so broken you're almost poor.
I would love to buy that washer and dryer set for $200, but I'm literally Divorce Broke.
by Scottydntno December 16, 2020
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detroit divorce

When a woman wants a divorce from a man and he objects, she shoots him, and he accepts.
My granny gave my grandfather a Detroit Divorce. It was hard for women to get a divorce if the husband didn't want it, so she shot him in the ass with her gun and moved back here to Tennessee.
by cinnamon-the-cat June 19, 2016
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Divorce Puppy

A dog that’s used to bribe children not to feel bad about their parents not loving each other anymore
“Dude, just heard about your parents affair, guess it’s over?”

You know it bro, it’s divorce puppy time”
by Kayla1767 October 8, 2020
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divorce sex

Sex that a divorce couple has right after signing dem papers
Billy let's have some Divorce Sex
Nora you know Kaitlyn and Brandon had Divorce Sex.
by Loyal_Niggas June 14, 2016
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hood divorce

When you separate and live in different houses but NEVER file any divorce papers
- Aunt Wendy (Williams)
They are "hood divorced", not divorced divorced.
by LambfromSweden January 24, 2018
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