Darren Criss Fan

just the smartest people ever. that's all

that girl is a big "Darren Criss Fan" she's so cool

by nies October 28, 2018

criss-crossed carp

The act of firmly cupping your hand around your butt hole while you pass gas, then quickly holding your hand to your mouth and licking it.

I just recieved a criss-crossed carp

by boar man September 22, 2006

Criss ting

Meaning: Gorgeous women, or
Beautiful girl

Your a criss ting

by Si.me.yah December 22, 2019

Criss-Cross Mammal Sauce

When two men next to each other simultaneously jerk each other off with their arms crossed over one another.

Bro, neither of us have gotten laid in a while. Want to criss-cross mammal sauce?

by Truxtin May 2, 2024