Second baseman for the New York Yankees, extremely hott, barely speaks a word of english, and happens to PLAY IN BETWEEN Derek Jeter and Jason Giambi...oo yes and he's one of the best rookies in the game.
Robinson Cano should have won AL ROOKIE OF THE YEAR.
Hmm...speaking of great second basemans, did you see Robinson Cano last night?
Hmm...speaking of great second basemans, did you see Robinson Cano last night?
by Angie Jones December 30, 2005
Get the robinson cano mug.A genetic disorder in which a female's breasts are extrodinarily larger than the size of the individual's head.
To determine whether or not a female has canoons, you will have to calculate the radius of one entire breast, and multiply it by 3.14 to get the external surface area. Compare the surface area of the head to the surface area of the breast and if the breast is larger than that the surface area in that of the head, than the female infact has CANOOOOOONS.
(in extreme cases, it is possible for males to have canoons)
To determine whether or not a female has canoons, you will have to calculate the radius of one entire breast, and multiply it by 3.14 to get the external surface area. Compare the surface area of the head to the surface area of the breast and if the breast is larger than that the surface area in that of the head, than the female infact has CANOOOOOONS.
(in extreme cases, it is possible for males to have canoons)
Breast Size = 30cm(square)
Head Size = 15cm(square)
Conclusion
Since the breast size is double the head surface area, this person would have canoons.
Head Size = 15cm(square)
Conclusion
Since the breast size is double the head surface area, this person would have canoons.
by Daniel Livi November 24, 2004
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Get the Canon event mug.A word made from canon, meaning original, and the word rape, meaning unwanted force/crime. This term is used when a fan fiction author tries to reconstruct an original work to their liking. This often times makes the author look like a complete nut who has no appreciation for the original creator or storyline. Usually this involves the aid of a mary-sue or gary-stu of some sort. The results normally are irritated readers and scared audiences.
Jesus, since when is Naruto placed in modern times? I mean cars? Seriously. And how can Itachi be roommates with Sakura? It makes no sense! This author has canon-raped Naruto!
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Pat: yo I’ve seen cranos today in school
Jack: face explodes into a million pieces and carcass disappears
Jack: face explodes into a million pieces and carcass disappears
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Mom: what are you asking for, for Christmas?
White girl: a canon camera!
Mom: for what
White girl: ... Selfies..
White girl: a canon camera!
Mom: for what
White girl: ... Selfies..
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